Lindsay Lohan might open up on Oprah Winfrey's couch, Jersey Shore Halloween costumes, Jim Parsons is engaged, Roger Ebert's new TV show, quotes from Keanu Reeves and Mike Tyson, TV's most-used words, inside Sue Sylvester's closet—and more!


Is it any surprise that this is what Jane Lynch's wardrobe rack looks like on the set of Glee. More photos from the set at the New York Times.

In TV News...

  • Roger Ebert has announced a new movie review show called Roger Ebert Presents: At the Movies With Christy Lemire and Elvis Mitchell, launching in 2011. [Slash Film]
  • What was the most-used word on TV this year? "BP Spillcam." What was next in line? "Guido." Yeah, that sounds about right... [Reuters]
  • Caprica will return in October, instead of next year as previously planned. [TV Guide]
  • Lindsay Lohan might be heading over to Oprah's couch to open up about her recent stint in jail and rehab. [Pop Eater]
  • Get ready to see a ton of Guidos and Guidettes for Halloween—you can now buy Snooki's signature "poof" and Pauly D's blow out in wig form. [Best Week Ever]
  • Listen to a mashup of the Murder, She Wrote theme song and 50 Cent. [Buzzfeed]
  • The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons is supposedly engaged to his boyfriend to be married. I didn't know he was gay—or that people cared. [Buzzfeed]
  • The Bachelorette's Ali Fedotowsky has found a new job... as a part of San Diego's Fox 5 News Team. Why do Anchorman references keep flooding my head? [Access Hollywood]
  • America's Got Talent will tour the USA. Ugh, why? [Ohio.com]
  • This list of the 50 Top TV Showrunners profiles the most important people in the TV biz. Find out how they got started and the magic behind your favorite shows. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • If you want to watch the star-studded Stand Up To Cancer event tonight but don't have cable, there are ways to watch it online. [TV Squad]
  • Mischa Barton thinks The O.C.'s Marissa Cooper was a bad influence on teenage girls. Because of Marissa's self-destructing behavior or Mischa's bad acting? [Digital Spy]

Around the Web...

  • The twelve most depressing quotes from Keanu Reeves. More depressing than his lunching habits, even! [Buzzfeed]
  • Have you seen the YouTube Time Machine yet? If not, get ready to waste the next four hours of your night... [YouTube Time Machine]
  • 18 more hilarious TV screen grabs. [Pleated-Jeans]
  • Here's a video of Google's new instant search demonstrated by Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Oh yes. [Urlesque]
  • Spencer Pratt has written a public letter to Heidi Montag, saying "I horribly embarrassed the one person that meant the world to me. For my outrageous and infantile behavior, I offer Heidi my most sincere apologies." [People]
  • The craziest Mike Tyson quotes... said by dogs! [Funny or Die]
  • Not everyone is Apple's biggest fan—this graphic shows how much they "innovate" their iPods. [Epic Ponyz]
  • I'm not much of a baker, but if I was, I'd make these super-cool rainbow cupcakes. [Dainty Squid]
  • Listen up, y'all: James Franco is neither gay nor a stoner. [Advocate]
  • Charlene Yi shaved her head! [Oxfam]
  • Oh, the nostalgia! Check out this list of "Unforgettable Elementary Gym Class Fun." It includes scotters, dodgeball, and those giant rainbow parachutes. [Buzzfeed]
  • Ben Affleck's The Town is getting rave reviews. I'm excited to see Jon Hamm out of his Don Draper shoes! [Newsweek]
  • Did you know that Danny Bonaduce has some badass ninja skills? [Warming Glow]