Iran says one of the three detained American hikers, Sarah Shourd, will be released if $500,000 bail is posted.

Four-time Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champ Joey "Jaws" Chestnut is the new record holder for burrito eating, after winning the Garcia's World Burrito Eating Championship in New Mexico yesterday by inhaling 47 beef and bean burritos in 10 minutes.

The 33 trapped Chilean miners have finally caught a break. The Health Ministry has decided it will send two packs of cigarettes a day down to them after realizing that nicotine patches and gum are no substitute for a smoke.

Watch as comedian Kevin Hart explains why he doesn't like to get too physical, and how starting an altercation with a "thug" can be monotonous, and frankly, a time consuming endeavor.

Language barrier aside, it appears that this cat is a freak! Hey cat, if you love your curry so much, why don't you marry it?! Get a room.

[Allison Low of Fayetteville, Arkansas, holds a picture of her sister, Sara Low, during a memorial for 9/11 victims near Ground Zero. Photo via AP]

Read this horrifying story at your own risk.

Somehow, in this the year 2010, a Soho club known for having epic goth and 80's dance nights, Don Hill's, is suddenly hot, hosting the Pop Magazine Fashion Week party and other ragers. What's next, Wetlands? Oh, sweet irony. [NYO]

Fox News' Neil Cavuto decided Michelle Obama had been given enough precious 9/11 airtime for her speech in Shanksville, Pennsylvania, so he interrupted the live broadcast to say of Barack Obama, "nine years ago this day, he was a nobody."

Are you aware of the important debate going on in America? POINT: some people who hate gays think gay storylines on TV are 'bad for society.' COUNTERPOINT: Gay people actually think it's good that there are gay characters on TV.

Hey Dog, just cancel your doggy playdate or whatever it is you dogs do these days, you ain't never gonna get there riding this turtle.

[The Guinness Book of World Records has certified that this chocolate bar, made in Armenia, is the world's largest ever at 9,702 pounds. Image via AP]

Put your lunch down for a minute: A Georgia man and his wife filed a federal lawsuit after they bought a box of cereal from a Save-A-Lot grocery store and, after taking a bite, found a used tampon floating around.

Well, Pastor Terry Jones officially called off his 'International Burn a Koran Day.' We haven't been happier to hear about something being canceled since Wild Hogs 2. But, still, Korans are being burned—on YouTube, and near Ground Zero.

Last night was Fashion's Night Out, the giant retail party that took place across the U.S. and, here in NYC, guaranteed every big store had a crowd of fashionistas, celebrities, and the people who love them. Here are some highlights.

For those who enjoy watching people weirder than themselves, (everyone) the unfortunate story of 12-year-old Kevin Armstrong. If you're still reading, it's okay to click through to the video now.

It took about 7 minutes for Vogue's Anna Wintour to get bored of mixing with people when she stopped by Saks Fifth Avenue. [Image via Getty]

Newt Gingrich is preparing for Armageddon and he suggests you do, too, by purchasing his new movie America At Risk (just $19.95, plus $4 shipping). "This is the end of times. This is the final struggle," the film warns.

Let us put a tin-foil protective case around our iPhone 4 for a second. A tipster has sketched the eerie outline of a massive Apple campaign of deception: Are Apple stores creepy fantasy lands, stuffed with paid extras?

YouTube Instant is a cool website inspired by Google's new Instant Search. The site rapidly flips through YouTube videos as you type. YouTube Instant's creator, Stanford junior Feross Aboukhadijeh, got a job offer via Twitter from YouTube founder Chad Hurley.