Phil Davison, unsuccessful GOP candidate for treasurer of Ohio's Stark County, was shocked to hear he'd become famous yesterday after video of his most insane campaign speech ever went viral. Apparently, he's never really been on YouTube before.

She has blackmarket weapons smuggling charges pending, but sexy Russian outlaw Anna Fermanova is keeping busy with a new job with a local news station. Her sign-off: "I'm Anna Fermanova, some call me the sexy Russian, and that's my take."

TMZ introduces us to a woman with three pet crocodiles, which she claims are sweet as pie. It's unclear where the crocodiles came from, or if this is even legal. Oh, and she has cats, too.

Luckily we have a plan. And it's a good one. Also today: Tim Allen would like a job please, a Marilyn Monroe movie finds a male star, and the bizarre Spanish-language Will Ferrell movie finds some sexy native speakers.

Congratulations to Chocolate-Wafer for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Chelsea Handler rips on Kate Hudson's love life, Nikita gets revamped on The CW, a look at Roger Klotz' laugh on Doug, and Pauly D thinks he looks like Justin Bieber with his hair down.

Officials say at least four people were killed (and 50 more injured) in that enormous gas line explosion in San Bruno, Calif. last night. Looking at the pictures from that night, it's amazing these numbers weren't a lot worse.

Project Runway knows that real designers don't sew clothes. That's what underage foreign children are for! Last night, they turned the real designers into underage foreign children of their very own, and they hated it.

Google Instant is kinda freaky. But it can be really fun, too! Yesterday, Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" got Google Instant-ized. Today, something even better: Billy Joel's classic, "We Didn't Start the Fire," courtesy of the folks at Urlesque. Watch inside.

The former Scrubs star has been busy returning to his roots in live theatre. But what does the self-described "Ambassador to New Jersey" think about The Situation and the Jersey Shore?

Yesterday Donald Trump offered to buy the site of the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque," thereby ending the "highly divisive situation." To end the highly annoying antics of Donald Trump and his PR minions, we hereby offer to buy his silence.

Public access psychic Lea Marie experiences frequent technical difficulties while attempting to read viewer's futures via telephone. Surprisingly, she uploaded this video to YouTube all by herself.

Anderson Cooper's main squeeze Benjamin Maisani already co-owns gay bar Eastern Bloc in Manhattan's East Village. Now he's on the brink of opening a second establishment on Avenue C. Do you think Andy will actually go to this one?

A revealing moment in Barack Obama's press conference today: he showered praise on rock-star consumer advocate Elizabeth Warren, promising an "official" announcement soon. Will he grant liberals' wishes and appoint her to the new consumer protection bureau? Sounds likely!

Kathie Lee and Hoda discussed a new study that found heavier men are better lovers and last longer in bed. Kathie Lee declares fat men's hormones "gross," while Hoda claims that women feel less self conscious around fat men.

What's more surprising: The fact robbers in New Hampshire used Facebook Places to learn when homeowners were out of the house, or the fact we're surprised by this after Pleaserobme.com so effectively demonstrated the criminal possibilities of location-based social networking?

What do you get when you take a seemingly infinite number of Lego pieces and spend 1,500 hours over eight months creating a stop-motion music video—which doubles as an homage to 8-Bit—out of them? Find out inside.

This synth-laden homage to the East London hipster—who locally are referred to as "dickheads"—provides us with numerous reasons as to why these nauseatingly trendy blokes are referred to as such.

Sometimes the events on Jersey Shore, the greatest sociological experiment of our time, get extraordinarily trashy. That doesn't mean they aren't revelatory. What, exactly, can we learn about living in the modern age from our eight favorite guidos?

It's another 9/11 Eve, with the usual 9/11 polls. This year, only 30% of the country believes our government is "likely" to "ever capture or kill bin Laden." C'mon, people! It's only been nine years, give the government a chance.