[A giant crocodile wearing the skin of Vogue's André Leon Talley sizes up Serena Williams as prey at the Vera Wang show today. It's hard to find food during Fashion Week! Image via Getty]

Plagued by disgusting acne? Tried everything and still can't get laid? Maybe you should get a new face. Watch this grotesquely amusing acne medication spoof by sketch group Serious Lunch.

You know what grinds Bill Clinton's gears? When liberals attack him for selling out to Republicans for the final six years of his presidency. Clinton addressed these attacks yesterday, referencing a months-old Rachel Maddow barb about his "Republican" presidential record.

TONIGHT: Fall television is almost back! We've got premieres of Parenthood, One Tree Hill, Life Unexpected, and Sextuplets Take New York. Tony Blair visits The Daily Show, two episodes of Wipeout, and Minute to Win It has its season finale.

The Eiffel Tower and surrounding park have been evacuated due to a bomb alert.

As a surprise to the bride, her friends and family spontaneously broke out into song at the reception. Even if you aren't a fan of musicals, you'll probably still go "awwwww-uh!" Watch the clip after the jump.

You're never going to believe what he's about to do. Also today: a TBS show gets canceled, an ABC show gets ordered, a SATC alum movie gets a distribution deal, and a sitcom star has an unfortunate accident.

The liberal watchdogs at Media Matters have gotten Fox News to air a commercial about News Corporation — Fox News' parent company — donating $1 million to the Republican Governors Association recently. But they'll only air it once, got it?

Today at Gawker.TV, the Morning Joe gang thinks your favorite band is groovy, Christina Ricci fondly recalls punching SNL's Ana Gasteyer in the face, Will Arnett's suit, and Chelsea Handler gives the inside scoop on her experience hosting the VMAs.

After much speculation, TMZ has "confirmed" that Jennifer Lopez will get $12 million to serve as an American Idol judge next season, replacing Ellen DeGeneres. And here I was hoping we were done with her already. [Image via Getty]

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer—and a NSFW clip featuring Anna Faris and John Krasinski doing something naughty.

Yesterday marked the debut of Nancy Grace's newest daytime court series: Swift Justice with Nancy Grace. Check the clip to re-live the anxiety of grade-school detention.

One may have thought their colorful instructional video was just for entertainment purposes, but Major Lazer brought the realness to their Electric Zoo performance last weekend. Ladder included, to get that proper daggering leverage.

We entrust Google with our most private communications because we assume the company takes every precaution to safeguard our data. It doesn't. A Google engineer spied on four underage teens for months before the company was notified of the abuses.

Only those with the steeliest of stomachs should proceed. What you are about to see is video of a living 2-cm worm crawling beneath the surface of a lady's twitching eyeball, then getting extracted. It was there for six years.

Sunday officially rang in the new season of America's true past time. No, not football—laughing at silly sports mascots contrived antics. Ian Eagle, for one, is entertained.

Irish Dance Duo Up & Over It perform mesmerizing hand-dance to Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP's addictive "We No Speak Americano." Maybe it's the deer head or the lack of expression on their faces but there's something menacing about this.

David Brooks, the man infamous for throwing his daughter an elaborate bat mitzvah featuring performances by 50 Cent and Aerosmith, was convicted of insider trading and other crimes today. We hope, in some part, that party led to the verdict.

In this clip, Good Day New York host Greg Kelly announces that it's almost "Octember." In place of October and November, Halloween and Thanksgiving will merge together. It must be true if Greg Kelly says it, right?

New York Sen. Chuck Schumer apparently got all worked up this morning at his Brooklyn polling station, after he showed up too early and waited for the voting machine to load. Don't these ignorant machines know who Chuck Schumer is?