TONIGHT: Fall television is almost back! We've got premieres of Parenthood, One Tree Hill, Life Unexpected, and Sextuplets Take New York. Tony Blair visits The Daily Show, two episodes of Wipeout, and Minute to Win It has its season finale.

8:00 PM

Melissa and Joey Mel installs a Nanny Cam to keep a closer eye on Joe when she suddenly believes him to be a spy trying to catch her brother-in-law. (ABC Family)
Wipeout Among the contestants battling it out on the Rumble Bridge, Trampoline Sweeper and Circle Challenge is a life-long Hulkamaniac. (ABC)
Minute to Win It Veterans of the Iraq War play the games in the first season finale. (NBC)
One Tree Hill The 8th season begins tonight.. and I can't even believe this show has had eight seasons. EIGHT. SEASONS. (The CW)

9:00 PM

America's Got Talent Tonight, the final four acts perform in Hollywood. Thank goodness it's almost over! (NBC)
Flipping Out Jenni is forced to deal with another one of Jeff's fits—so in other words, the same thing as always. (Bravo)
19 Kids and Counting The Duggar family host a dinner party and invite two other "large families" to attend. Perhaps they're going for the World Record for large, all-family dinner parties? (TLC)
Covert Affairs Annie poses as potential reruit in London while Joan and Arthur work with Henry Wilcox. (USA)
Life Unexpected This show (that only my Mother likes, as far as I know) comes back for another season beginning tonight. Excited? (THE CW)
Wipeout Another hour of this show? How could we be so lucky? (ABC)

10:00 PM

Fashion's Night Out Neil Patrick Harris hosts the second annual celebration of Fashion's Night Out—or as us locals call it "Ugly People Stay In." (CBS)
The Rachel Zoe Project A Rachel Zoe impersonator arrives to shoot a commercial with the real Zoe and causes a scuffle by insulting Rodger. Also, Molly Sims and Beau Garrett stop in to get fitted by Rachel. (Bravo)
Parenthood Season two of the NBC dramedy begins again tonight. The only thing keeping me interested in this show is the real-life romance between cast members Peter Krause and Lauren Graham... but that's enough! (NBC)
Sextuplets Take New York Tonight's premiere episode will take a look at the life of a family with sextuplets living in Queens. (TLC)
Sons of Anarchy Gemma deals with family issues, and the guys seek out Jimmy O. (FX)
Teen Mom Ah, yes—MTV's Public Service Announcement for teens thinking about having sex. Tonight, Amber and Gary's wedding plans begin to fall apart—fun times! (MTV)
Final Witness ABC's show about a family burned to death in a fire supposedly premieres tonight. We'll be tuning in! (ABC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Tony Blair (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Sean Wilentz (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Ken Jeong, Audrina Patridge, Enrique Iglesias (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Mark Wahlberg, Bill Bellamy, David Otunga (TBS, Repeat)
Chelsea Lately Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Jamie Lee Curtis, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Trace Adkins (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Justin Long, Dr. Mehmet Oz (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Repeat! Drew Barrymore, Katy Perry CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Kristen Bell, Sarah McLachlan (CBS)