Mark Zuckerberg lured a talented chef from Google by offering him the respect he'd been denied. Yet look at the frat-house fare the Facebook CEO has him cooking.

Lohan is apparently "in conversations" to host SNL on December 4, right after her probation ends. Her previous SNL appearances—in 2004 and 2006—were all attempts to prove she was doing just fine post-Mean Girls. So, good omens. [NYDN]

If you're still unsure where you stand on Ines Sainz and the Jets locker room debacle, GMA reporter Andrea Canning got a few hard-hitting interviews with Jets fans, including Law & Order's Richard Belzer, about Sainz's "plunging neckline."

Christina Ricci appeared on Jimmy Fallon last night to promote her upcoming stint on Broadway. Things took a twisted turn, though, when the two fondly reminisced on Christina punching Ana Gasteyer in the face.

Richard Kelly's 2009 thriller the Box failed the biggest of ways. It was a commercial and critical flop and continued to make Donnie Darko seem like an aberration. It also failed in the smallest. Check them out.

A student wearing a bullet-proof vest cut the throat of a dean at Kansas City's Metropolitan Community College-Penn Valley today, before a press conference where Missouri's governor was expected to speak only minutes later. The dean is still alive.

France keeps getting crazier. First with Roma-deporting, now with the Senate voting 246-1 for a Sarkozy-approved ban against full-body Muslim veils. Dissenters have ten days to object, then it's law. Conservative internet commenters are torn: Hate France or Hate Muslims???

In a special one-on-one interview with Regis, Will Arnett opened up about how he first met his wife Amy Poehler seven years ago. Other highlights include: a clip from next Tuesday's Running Wilde and a very Great Gatsby-esque suit.

Bill O'Reilly was on Good Morning America this morning to promote his new book, Pinheads and Patriots, talk tea-party politics, class warfare, and admire Stephanopolous' well-rested face. Awkward.

[You didn't think I meant his brain, did you? I meant his face. Brad Pitt rides his motorcycle into the sunset after filming Money Ball. See him driving away (thereby displaying the other moneymaker) below. Images via INF.]

Anna Wintour stopped by the Early Show this morning to preview tonight' Fashion's Night Out CBS special. Surprisingly bubbly for an 8 a.m. interview, watch along and see if one hair on Anna's brilliant head moves.

Last September, Barack Obama addressed the nation's schoolchildren to start the new academic year, and conservatives went insane. Many parents worried that Obama would "indoctrinate" their children with Marxism. So where's the angry chorus for this year's same speech?

Today our fearless leader Richard Blakeley appeared on Good Day, New York to talk about Bad Yearbook Photos. However, all that Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly wanted to talk about was how Gawker.TV likes to ridicule morning show hosts. Whoops!

The Corn Refiners Association just applied to the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of corn syrup to "corn sugar." They hope people will think that's healthier. Yeah, because when we think of health food, we think "sugar."

Shia LaBeouf and Ben Lyons attend the same prep school, apparently, and this allows the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps star to open up to The Daily Ten about his ill-tempered behavior around celebrity photographers.

PBS's Masterpiece Theater series has returned for a fourth season, bringing more Whartonesque New York City social wheeling and dealing. Well, New York and, this time, Paris! A couple of our kids traveled across the pond and made mischief.

Last night Chelsea Handler used a large part of her show to talk about her gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards. Highlights include: Lady Gaga's meat dress, PETA, and how surprisingly "together" Linday Lohan was.

A British judge sentenced washed-up singer George Michael to eight weeks in jail after he admitted to crashing his car while stoned in July. He should move to America. Here, celebrities get 37 seconds in jail for the same crime.

NYC's voters are encountering all sorts of terrible problems with the electronic voting machines today.

At The LAMP's P.S. 107 after-school program, a group of third graders wrote, produced, directed, and edited Fading Away From Stereotypes. This short documentary is even being screened at Rhino in the Room, an International Queer Film Festival.