[Traveling pants cultist Blake Lively filming "Gossip Girl" with Joan's husband from "Mad Men" in New York today. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

"It's a horrible title," said Courtney Cox when Ellen asked her about a possible new title for Cougar Town. As it turns out, the cast and producers wanted a new name, but C-Town and Family Jewels were deemed "too dirty."

Community's Christmas episode will be done in complete stop-motion animation, J.J. Abrams is shopping around a show featuring Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn, Mark Cuban joins the judging table of Shark Tank, and David Letterman was in on the whole "Joaquin Pheonix hoax" the entire time!

The Way We Live Now: dangerously close to the dark side. The American worker is a timid bird, quick to skitter about based upon the slightest change in economics forecast. Will you ever work again? As a brick thief, yes!

Jimmy Carter is sick of taking shit for the last 30 years, so guess what? He's just going to brag now. In an interview today he said he's the best post-president ever. Don't like that? Deal with it.

Swift Justice with Nancy Grace is a respectable court show that sheds light on intellectually stimulating legal issues. This episode was no different! Two Brooklyn males boggle our minds as they present this intense case that revolves around beer spillage.

Skinner, a Florida gym teacher who, in the 1960s, harshly cracked down on long hair and other hippieisms, died today. Skinner inspired a group of rebellious students to rename their band after him, calling it Lynyrd Skynyrd. Skinner was 77.

TONIGHT: We've got the series premieres of Lone Star, The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, and Hawaii Five-0, the season premieres of Dancing with the Stars, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, and Two and a Half Men, and more!

Photographer Eric Fischer's color-coded maps of racial segregation are captivating, particularly once you find your own neighborhood. A look at his work follows after the jump, courtesy of Fast Company's Cliff Kuang.

The Gates may not be coming back for a second season, so this cliff-hanger might be superfluous. In the season finale, Charlie's girlfriend nearly killed him, but with the help of the black magic he came back to life...but evil.

Marijuana harvesters in Oakland, California have joined the Teamsters and negotiated a pay raise, pension, vacations and health insurance. It turns out handling bud all day is surprisingly taxing.

Tonight is the premiere of The Event, NBC's latest stab at a big, loud, rumbling mystery machine, a hybrid of Lost's tantalizing obfuscation and 24's globe-trotting government intrigue. It's not a miniseries, it's a full series-series. So can it work?

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Arnett and Jimmy Fallon play golf inside the NBC studios, VH1's I Love Money has returned post-murder/suicide, The Soup upgrades to HD, Kathie Lee and Hoda reveal too much, and Katy Perry's boobs guest star on Sesame Street.

Congratulations to damonstration34 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Barack Obama doesn't want businesses thinking he's anti-business. So he held a town hall today for CNBC, which literally all businesses watch. A common middle-class person posed a brutal first question, however, saying she's "exhausted of defending you."

Hello, ladies. Imagine that you've just allowed your handsome-yet-troubled neighbor Will to spend the night on your couch. He's claimed that his apartment is unsafe and under surveillance. Do you search his belongings after he leaves for work?

Distracted driving! Farmer's foods! Punjabi sports! Lifeguard texting! Halal beef beef! Free water! Greek yogurt! Cold virus obesity! And the indomitable spirit of the human soul! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with intervals of approval!

Crazy action film-like stunts are no problem for trained professionals, but when aired online, The Doctors feel they entice children to try their hand at youtube stardom. Producer Leroy Patterson is brought on the show to defend his craft.

Watch out Joe Buck, there's a new football talking head in town, and he knows his stuff. Watch as this kid aces his father's football quiz and breaks down your favorite teams.

In this video occasional nature documentarian Gavin McInness shows you how to catch a fish using nothing but a human worm. Sounds simple enough, but the real trick is in properly unhooking the fish after capture. Instructions below: