Hello, ladies. Imagine that you've just allowed your handsome-yet-troubled neighbor Will to spend the night on your couch. He's claimed that his apartment is unsafe and under surveillance. Do you search his belongings after he leaves for work?

Of course you do:

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Well, now that's interesting. You've found a concealed handgun. How does this make you feel? If you answered:

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...then you should probably be watching Rubicon.