[Sarah Jessica Parker fails to shield her eyes from all the atrocious outfits at the memorial for fashion designer Alexander McQueen in London today. Image via Splash]

Cats are known for doing things that one normally wouldn't expect a cat to do. So, should it really come as a surprise that a video exists of one cute kitty giving another cute kitty a back massage? Watch inside.

Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test for cocaine and now TMZ reports she failed a second test, this time for amphetamines. Possibly it was due to her Adderall prescription. Update: An arrest warrant has been issued for LiLo.

Keanu Reeves responds to an awesome question if he'd be in for a third installment of the Bill and Ted Criterion Collection franchise. Inside, Keanu ponders a black and white 3D version and Werner Herzog's take on the characters' motivations.

We bet that few television franchises could survive an actual, non-fictional murder/suicide by one of its champions, but I Love Money lucked out (sort of) when that heinous crime occurred before any of Ryan Jenkins's winning season was broadcast.

Douglas Britt (pictured) is the "Society/ visual arts writer" at the Houston Chronicle. And he's extremely busy! So he sent out the following 15-point email to "every gallerist/cultural group in Houston," our tipster says. Print out a copy, and memorize!

Model Stephanie Seymour and her paper mogul husband Peter Brant called off their divorce today. They now say they're reconciling, which is strange given how intense the battle was. Sadly, this means we won't get to watch the juicy he-said-she-said.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak previously asked us not to be tardy for the party. Now, she declares: "Research me, you'll find me, click them keys in Google," in her new song, "Google Me." Hilarious preview clip, inside.

Oliver Stone says he cut Donald Trump's cameo out of Wall Street 2 because he was too "distracting." Maybe it wasn't his presence in the movie but the obvious presence in his pants that got him cut?

This week's episode of The Soup announced the show's transition into the world of high definition. Celebrations didn't last long, as there was plenty to poke fun at: Lady Gaga's meat dress, Kevin Federline, and Shia LeBouf's mispronunciation of words.

The View ladies discussed Octomom Nadya Suleman and addressed what we've all perhaps been thinking. Joy Behar wonders what crazy person would cast Suleman in porn and Walters exclaims that Kate Gosselin has been more successful because she is "better-looking."

The British woman who threw a neighbor's cat into the trash can has been charged with two animal cruelty offenses. Score another for 4chan, whose /b/ board hunted Bale and will presumably campaign to jail her in a rubbish bin.

Will Arnett was the guest on Friday's Late Night and what better way to end the work week than a round of golf? Only this round was played inside Studio 6B. Watch the two funnymen work on their stoke, inside.

The Obamas attended Christian religious services at a Washington church yesterday, wreaking Sharia terror on the modest God-fearing congregants. Perhaps President Obama wants fewer Americans to think he's Muslim. Will you take the bait? [Image via AP]

In your massive Monday media column: Bon Appetit's editor is leaving, Martha Stewart's TV shows are failing, Vulture's going out on its own, TV Guide is trying hard, and Robert Thomson is just talking shit, as always.

This season of Mad Men has been about differentiating between the past and the future, Don's struggle for redemption, and the women in his life. Finally, all those themes are starting to congeal into a very satisfying whole.

Disguised as a mere clip of a little girl dancing under an unknown YouTube account, Samsung's newest viral Galaxy 580 ad builds to become an all out choreographed spectacle.

The highlight of this year's Values Voters Summit was probably the screening of an important straight-to-DVD film, Christmas with a Capital C, starring Daniel Baldwin. You must watch the trailer, below. It's about liberals and their annual routine: destroying Christmas.

Here's a trailer for the Vince Vaughn/Kevin James joint The Dilemma, about a dude (Vaughn) who discovers that the wife (Ryder) of his best friend/business partner (James) is cheating on him with Channing Tatum. To tell the friend or not?

Sesame Street is supposed to be for toddlers, right? If so, then why did Katy Perry recently guest star as a playmate/love interest of Elmo? Also, why didn't Perry cover up a bit more? The puzzling—and melodic—video, inside.