Thintervention, Bravo's combo of Intervention and Celebrity Fit Club, is apparently a show in which fitness lez Jackie Warner yells at overweight D-listers. So, what's Warner's weight loss strategy? FEAR.

It was rumored that this trailer was the real deal. Unfortunately, it's fan made. However, that doesn't stop us from hoping this movie will be made one day—and that Martin Scorsese will direct it.

Sarah Palin hasn't been in headlines for a day or two, but this expensive-looking video production she's released should cure that. It's about the Tea Party, of which she approves! Watch as they descend on a desert hellscape, for America.

After it racked up some 7.1m viewers over two broadcasts on Sunday night, HBO has ordered another go-around of their Prohibition drama after only one episode. Meanwhile, John From Cincinnati sits by the phone, still waiting, still hoping.

This gem is presented by Chi Duly, DJ Donk, and Video DJ C.FLO. It's a hearty blend of 2010 videos we love: Worlds Worst Wedding DJ, Happiest DJ in the World, Best Cry Ever, Sneezing Panda, and David After Dentist.

In your foreboding Tuesday media column: Newsweek adds and subtracts, CBS does not win the ratings war, the WSJ's new weekend edition is ready to go, a conservative blogger seeks love from Meghan McCain, and Conde goes to the dogs.

Prepare for outrage: Sen. Harry Reid referred to New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand as the Senate's "hottest member" last night. Sure, he was just referencing her #3 place on this 50 Most Beautiful list, but Kiki blushed nevertheless. [Image: Getty]

Last night on The Big C, sex was in the air and everyone was affected. Some relationship dynamics were altered, some new connections were kindled and as always, awkwardness ensued.

18-year-old Indiana teen Andrew Conley confessed to strangling his 10-year-old brother. Prosecutors are blaming the crime on Conley's desire to be like the serial-killing main character on Showtime's Dexter. Why couldn't he have just been a stoner really into Weeds?

The forthcoming Facebook movie exists thanks to an embittered co-founder who blabbed about the company's origins. Instant messages from CEO Mark Zuckerberg, below, describe the "dirty tricks" that made the co-founder so angry—and so indiscreet.

SportsCenter held a poll for "most beloved:" Brett Favre or Wisconsin cheese. Brieng it on, Favre. I bet you Cantel who was right. The vote was a feta accompli. Okay, we're finished.

Au Revoir, Paris! Bonjour, Stinktown. Last night was the last of our two faaaabulous Paris-set episodes, in which we saw Blair and Charlene Bass reunited, among other dramatic things.

In these ridiculously great Egyptian ads for Panda Cheese we learn one lesson from a strong-arming panda bear, and that's "Never say No to Panda" regardless of the circumstances. Because if you do, he will wreck your whole life.

A Bronx resident went to his bathroom last night and found a three-foot corn snake "comfortably coiled" on the toilet seat. Apparently it swam through the plumbing. He told the cops to get the motherfucking snake off his motherfucking toilet.

It's a big Senate votin' day! Two acts favored by the Democratic base — the immigrant-friendly DREAM Act and a repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell — are included in today's defense bill. But will Republicans successfully filibuster?

Daily Profile: Stephanie Seymour

Everybody's favorite NYC-centric sitcom for people under the age of 60 that can still handle a laugh-track is back! So far this season is focused on Marshall trying to get Lilly pregnant, a possible wedding, and hot and handsy lesbians.

The Washington Post hasn't had much luck with its own crappy Op-Ed columnists, so the paper's launching another contest to find "America's Next Great Pundit." As a public service, we've assembled this surefire guide to scoring this low-paid, part-time gig.

Hillary Clinton made a major mistake in preparing for yesterday's meeting with the UN by selecting a hair clip that has now made her the laughing stock of morning television. Can't the Secretary of the State get some respect?

Last night Bill Clinton appeared on the Late Show and almost the entire show was dedicated to the former President. I listened to every word he said and am now convinced that this is the man that can fix everything.