TONIGHT: Tons! We've got the series premieres of Raising Hope, Running Wilde, and Detroit 1-8-7, the season premieres of Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and The Biggest Loser, the season finale of The Rachel Zoe Project, and much, much more!

Facebook's board somehow distilled a hugely successful strategy from threadbare briefings by CEO Mark Zuckerberg, who explains in this video how he would scrawl all the board's Facebook news on a single sheet of yellow paper.

Harvard was planning to let New Republic editor Marty Peretz speak at an upcoming 50th anniversary event for some social studies program. But then Peretz wrote racist nonsense on his blog, again! Harvard kids protested, and now Peretz won't speak.

There's very few things harder than putting yourself out there—especially singing the National Anthem. One police officer's off-key rendition of the National Anthem may make you cringe, but A+ for effort. He's a braver person than most.

Yup, it just got blown away. Sorry folks, but the ratings don't lie. Also today: Tonnnns of casting news, from monster movies to sex movies to wife movies. Plus some gay Glee scuttlebutt.

The Way We Live Now: laying back, soaking in that recovered feeling. You feel it? Feels like a golden skeleton rubbing your nipples down with Ben-Gay. Like a flash crash and ice heist at the same time. But without upside.

Congratulations to t_pad for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Clinton proposes a new way of looking at green energy for NYC, HIMYM features baby drama and lesbians, Hillary Clinton's hair disaster, and what happens when you dub Kevin from The Office's voice over Cookie Monster?

What's better than a nostalgia-filled video of one of our two favorite childhood stars, The Wonder Years' Kevin Arnold or Saved by the Bell's Zack Morris? How about both of them in the same scene! Watch the unlikely clip inside.

Singing activist Lady Gaga has been campaigning tirelessly against "don't ask, don't tell." But the rider for her concerts states all "political banners" are banned. Guess Gaga is the only one who gets to express an opinion.

CBS has a new sitcom that it hopes will do for overweight people what the Big Bang Theory did for nerds. It's terrible, it's just the worst.

It's not her fault, though: the producers have given her nothing to disclose. Also, Roemer was once an awkward tween prone to crushes. In this clip, she credits one such random crush for accidentally jump-starting her path to stardom.

Well, so much for that. Senate Republicans' filibuster against a defense authorization bill — including a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repeal and the DREAM Act — was successful. The final vote was 56-43, with 60 votes needed to move forward.

Remember Chelsea Kate Isaacs, the college senior who emailed Steve Jobs for help on a paper and was told off by the Apple CEO? She really does exist, and this morning she spoke out about the incident on GMA.

Wyclef's officially ending his bid for Haiti's presidency. He hadn't yet! Just now, we swear!

It's safe to return to Twitter. The microblogging service has successfully blocked the virus that crippled Twitter.com earlier today. So how was Twitter brought to its knees? Through an amateur coding error reported to the company over a month ago.

After pleading guilty to cocaine possession yesterday, Paris Hilton took a private plane to Japan where the authorities detained her for six hours and grilled her about the drug allegations. If pink-and-girly Paris isn't welcome in Japan, who'll have her?

If audience members at The Doctors today were expecting the cure to toe fungus or restless leg syndrome they were not that fortunate. At random selection, 1/3 of the audience was informed they would die of heart disease. Rough day.

Chili science! Consciousness machines! Irradiated flaxseeds! Nano antennas! Venusian climates! Cali fossils! Rich awards! And a prima donna river! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—with the keen eye of an amateur!

On Chelsea Lately, Meghan McCain discussed the pressures of the campaign trail in 2008—everything from being told she looks like a stripper and talks like a valley girl to overdosing on Xanax the night before the election.