Comedy Central funnymen Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert recently unveiled their plans for dueling, satirical Washington rallies on October 30. But October 30 is the Saturday before midterm elections! Shouldn't America's wiseasses be campaigning for Democrats, instead of attending this?

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E! sent their latest correspondent Tenley Molzahn [of Bachelor fame] to chat up DWTS stars Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough during a rehearsal. Grey seems more than a bit smitten with Hough, comparing his style to Patrick Swayze's "animalistic attack."

[The actress wins a movie prize at the International Film Festival of San Sebastian. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

With the crisis of worthless (or not?) college degrees getting old, media outlets must find a new way to scare parents about the many mistakes they've made in their child's education. To the rescue: Is your child a "school-refusal" freak?

Who needs health insurance when you have the power of faith? A woman in need of a hip replacement was instantly healed by the Power of God at an Outpouring meeting this week!

Creators of the Wallace & Gromit series used a 50x cell phone microscope to film this short—which also happens to be the world's smallest. It revolves around Dot, a girl who happens to be only .35 inches tall!

He cheats on his wife by wearing his famous girlfriend's clothes while she spanks him. This famous couple is only together for PR and another couple is in turmoil right before her baby is born. Is any pair happy anymore?

One British online gambling firm, Sportingbet, has reached a $33 million settlement with the U.S. government. Another, Betfair, is preparing to float its stock on the London Stock Exchange. So get gambling! If you're a Brit, or an investment banker.

Today on Morning Joe, fearless host Joe Scarborough listed all the exciting topics the show discussed in the past two days. "We hit our sweet spot!" he delcares. Indeed you did, Joe. Indeed you did.

The Portland (Maine) Press Herald practically pissed on Old Glory on Sept. 11, when it ran a story about Muslin Ramadan on the front page—but no 9/11 anniversary boilerplate. This prompted an apology. Which itself prompted another controversy.

This week, our "Meet a Gawker.TV Intern" series focuses on Rachel Simpson, one of the many Gawker Video Department alumni. So, what's she up to these days? Click to find out.

Has the greatest city in the greatest country on earth really succumbed to blatant dogophobia? Sadly, it appears that a "dog-hating regime" has been allowed to take control in a ritzy Manhattan con-dog-minium. Going to the dogs? Doggone!

Elisabeth Moss files for divorce. Jailbound Lindsay Lohan gets a facial. Michael Jackson's kids will take the stand to discuss his drug use. Tuesday gossip puts its best face and worst faith forward.

Repent! Flee! Social accessory Twitter has been besieged by a virus that sends you to porn and makes your Twitter Tweet automatically, simply by mousing-over a link, no clicking needed! A former British Prime Minister's wife is a prominent casualty.

NBC's new procedural about a lady Marshal and her team of bad guy hunters is as by the book as it gets.