Crazy-talking Florida Rep. Alan Grayson made some waves with his ad against opponent "Taliban Dan" Webster, a Christian fundamentalist who appeared to say his wife "should submit to me." Small problem? But "Taliban Dan" actually said... the opposite of this.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

A three-year-old in Lake City, Florida, brought 20 grams of marijuana to school before another student ratted him out to the teacher. They start them early these days, don't they? And since when do three-year-olds go to school?

Grand larcenies in the NYC subway system were up 15% last month, and police say it's all thanks to one devious crime: people grabbing your iPhone, or iPod, or other iThing, and running away. Do you never learn, trendsetters?

Michael J. Fox had them and now you can too: shoes that tie themselves. Power laces, operated by electric components hidden in the sole, loosen and tighten with the press of a button. Video demonstration from today's GMA inside.

A new study shows that accidents caused by texting drivers actually increases when the activity is prohibited by law. That's because people send text messages, but try to get sneaky about it. We suggest threatening thumb amputation for all offenders.

Last night's House was fraught with Cuddy-coddling and an emotional tale of sibling sacrifice... but forget that! Here's a great sub-plot involving a couple of spry oldsters and enough "age" jokes to get you through your next family reunion.

The most awkward thing that can happen on a live reality TV finale happened today: Sarah Murdoch, daughter-in-law of Rupert and host of Australia's Next Top Model, crowned the wrong winner. Two minutes of cheering later, she realized her error.

Reggae star Buju Banton's cocaine trafficking case ends in a mistrial. New trial in December.

The dashing Will Arnett stopped by Good Day New York this morning to promote his new series Running Wilde. Before his interview, Will swiftly and unexpectedly attempts to steal Greg Kelly's job. Watch the clip to see what happened.

Like most religious people, Americans are breathtakingly ignorant. We already knew we were ignorant about science and other factual matters, of course—but it turns out we're equally ignorant about religion! Except for the atheists.

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...but that's after chatting with Attack of the Show! about syndication, celebrity ping-pong, and his character Howard's various human and robotic love interests.

She's so obsessive about exercise, it's become dangerous. These two famous friends are fighting over a man, a socialite loves swag and midgets, and a long item about an old drug dealer. Some gossip never goes out of style.

Utah authorities threaten to turn TLC reality show Sister Wives into a procedural justice thriller. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis got drunk before their lesbian kiss. Lindsay Lohan sells paparazzi pictures for $10,000 a pop. Tuesday gossip has arrived.

The Austin Statesman is reporting an "active shooting situation" on the University of Texas campus. A spokeswoman says an "armed suspect" in the Perry-Casteneda library (pictured) has shot himself. No word on other victims yet. Updates below.

Joe Cerniglia, the chef at New Jersey restaurant Campania, jumped to his death off the George Washington Bridge last Friday. His death's in the papers because he once appeared on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Cause and effect overreach alert?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Russian president Dimitri Medvedev has fired Moscow mayor Yuri Luzhkov, after a long feud. Boo-ya.

One-armed South African DJ Black Coffee (Nkosinathi Maphumulo), spun records for 60 hours in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record, which will be decided next month. Maphumulo said of the event: "At some stage I held back tears."