Did you know that Elvis Presley's favorite sandwich was fried peanut butter and bananas? Fans say the King added bacon, too. Some NPR reporters decided to recreate "The Elvis," and the first bite got this reaction: "Wow, this is gross."

Those US soldiers in Afghanistan accused of murdering Afghan civilians "for sport," which the Guardian first reported weeks ago? It took some time for US media to pick up on the story, but a leaked video confession has surfaced.

Attention heroin smugglers: Most large airports, like JFK, have drug sniffer dogs. Crazy, right?

North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il promoted both his sister, Kim Kyong-hui, and his youngest son, Kim Jon-un to four start generals in a move that experts say is a precursor to the younger Kim taking control of the country.

A new Gallup survey shows that depression rose 25 percent since the Deepwater Horizon disaster in April. Proof that losing your livelihood + watching your environment be destroyed + utter sense of helplessness = major case of the blues.

A lot of people are tweeting about a MAJOR EARTHQUAKE WARNING for Southern California over the next few days. Except it's a hoax. You can't predict earthquakes, idiots.

[Jude Law escapes the paps with Sienna Miller outside Cipriani's restaurant in London. Photo via Splash News.]

Tonight, Castle and Beckett's relationship developed an intriguing twist when the daughter of a murdered psychic confronts the detective about a mystery man in her future. Bonus: We get to find out Castle's real name!

An Department of Justice Investigation has found widespread cheating among FBI employees on an important exam. The people charged with keeping us safe from terrorists can't even keep their eyes on their own papers!

David Simon, creator of The Wire, was among 23 recipients of the $500,000 MacArthur "Genius" grant. Clearly the MacArthur committee spent all last week watching The Wire instead of choosing geniuses and did this to justify their procrastination.

Trojan recently released a state-of-the-art vibrator: the Triphoria. Three unique tips! The company also figured out how to get cable networks to let them advertise the sex toy during the day: Don't call it a "vibrator."

Tonight, Stephen Colbert took to the Report to (through ironic satire, natch) blow holes in both the argument for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and the claims by John McCain and others that the policy doesn't encourage witch hunts. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled the subject of Stephen Colbert's recent congressional testimony. In the process, Stewart ripped Congress itself, Fox News (and its anchorbot, Megyn Kelly), "arrogant douche" Tucker Carlson, and more, before showing just how useless Congress has been.

A 28-year-old man spent an hour trapped on top of a bulldozer after it pitched into a 15-foot-deep manure pit while he was driving it. He should feel lucky: People would pay good money on Craigslist for this. (pic via)

The fourth season of Chuck, having gotten underway last week, is humming along smoothly - Chuck and Sarah are together, Morgan's running the Buy More and Ellie is pregnant. This week, the final ingredients fell into place: nerds and supermodels.

Gossip Girl is a program of inevitabilities. The show cycles through weekly fashion galas, daily Humphrey family horrors, and season Blair/ Serena showdowns. Along with the premiere's Parisian duel, tonight's episode almost gave season four a second smack down.

The life-cycle on Weeds continues: start a new life, destroy said life, run away, rinse, repeat. The Botwins got sucked into another escape route, and it looks like they'll be visiting an amusement park in the near future.

The first sign that Ann Coulter would not be an ideal speaker for a gay Republican group's 'Homocon 2010' came when she called John Edwards a 'Faggot' back in 2007. They had her anyway! And she was... Ann Coulter

After dropping 20+ F-bombs during a tiff with his mom, Rob and Drama went on an undercover mission as old people to find alternatives for curse words.

Rahm Emanuel will probably leave his post as White House chief-of-staff to prepare for a Chicago mayoral run this week. ABC says senior adviser Pete Rouse might become interim chief-of-staff. Is there, like, a countdown clock in the West Wing?