Jim and Pam are looking for a closer Day Care, so enter Dwight, the new building owner, who might just help them out. Who wouldn't want to leave their child with Mose?

Brian Williams, the king of cameos—on NBC, at least—has put another notch in his comedic belt. On tonight's episode of 30 Rock, Williams (and NBC News' Andrea Mitchell) showed up to hilariously "report" on Liz Lemon's faux dalliances.

Yahoo's cursing CEO Carol Bartz is hemorrhaging executives and taking flack for her verbal rampages. No worries: Bartz sent a companywide email saying she's down in her "foxhole... Everyone stay calm." Just watch out for grenades! [All Things Digital]

Six passengers on a Russian airline were forced to stand in the aisles for their entire flight after the wrong airplane—one with too few seats—showed up at the airport. And no, it wasn't Southwest.

It would seem Mark Zuckerberg still hates his iPhone reception: The CEO joined a dis session convened by fellow Facebook executives who find service for the Apple smartphone "so f'ing annoying."

Craig Ferguson's mother told him that he would turn into a banana if he ate too many. He was only five and he absolutely believed her.

Hey guys, did you hear about Sammi Sweetheart's new line of hair extensions? Let's make fun of that and all the things that happen on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore. Come and join the fun!

Sen. Saxby Chambliss said in a statement this afternoon that he has fired the staffer who wrote an offensive comment on a gay rights blog last week. His office declined to identify the staffer.

There are a lot of things one expects to see on the community bulletin board inside the Park Slope Food Coop: Ads for babysitters, ads for book groups, announcements of boycotts, announcements of counter-boycotts. Not usually on the list, however, is a handmade sign shouting "I hired a hooker and she stole my dog!!!! Waahhhh!!!"

Are you ready for "heart-wrenching confessions?" That's what the promo for tonight's episode says we'll see. You don't want to get your heart wrenched alone. Join our live blog and we'll all get our hearts wrenched together!

[About 300 New Yorkers broke the world record for "world's largest strength training workout using resistance bands" in the middle of Seventh Avenue this morning. Image via AP]

In a glorious culmination of 15 years research, federal scientists bombed the island of Guam with drugged mice sporting cardboard wings and radios. The target: deadly, terrifying snakes, which arrived, in part, via airplane.

While Congress may have tackled the TV commercial loudness situation, it's punting pretty much everything else into the post-election lame duck session, when political pressures will supposedly be muted. The current tally of bills they'll consider? Oh, around 20.

Fall in love with this adorably comatose kitten as she gets her ears scratched. The owner calls it "scritching," which might explain the kitten's reaction. Somehow.

Last Saturday, a White House Staffer canceled a White House tour for recently deceased Medal of Honor winner Vernon Baker's family when his 10-year-old grandson showed up wearing "shorts and a T-shirt bearing a picture" of Baker. They're sorry. [AP]

When Justin Bieber travels on tour, he has a list of demands. Like any kid, he wants to eat candy like Swedish Fish (or "Big Foot" while in Canada) and potato chips. So what else can't Justin live without?

In the last 16 hours, 51% of 50 Cent's 37 tweets have contained "Lol." Interesting.

The Way We Live Now: worldwide ballin. In this case we say "ballin" in the sense of "the pit of our stomach is a ball of despair." Pack up the mobile home! Drive to Ireland! A gold rush is on!

Gordon McLeod has been packing up his office; today is his last at the Wall Street Journal. His ejection is complicated. But some coworkers think they know what did him in: insulting Steve Jobs in Rupert Murdoch's presence.

There's no chance that Hillary Clinton will challenge Barack Obama in a 2012 primary. None! Stop thinking this. But Gallup has polled it anyway, and finds Obama leading her 52% to 37%. It's bad news for a certain Chicago dentist.