Excited to see The Social Network this weekend? This Taiwanese CGI summary breaks down the Facebook story: It's got bathroom stall sex, and explores the beef between Mark Zuckerberg and the "row-boating wasps" he allegedly stole the Facebook idea from.

Who: The robotic, massively-chinned newsman has been the anchor of the NBC Nightly News since 2004.

In exchange for support in trimming the nation's deficit, the Dutch government bowed to fascist politician Geert Wilders and his Freedom Party yesterday, by agreeing to ban burqas in the Netherlands. Meanwhile, he's still on trial for inciting racial hatred.

The scam seems to have begun sometime around the time that Schnuphase's husband died. "Shortly thereafter, she fell off the face of the Earth," a neighbor told the Detroit Free Press. Schnuphase reportedly told her son Christopher he had leukemia, and began to update her Facebook account with information about his condition ("Christopher now knows he is dying!" read one such update).

Sometime in the next decade, you will be able—for a ridiculous amount of money—take tourist flights into space. Sounds great, right? Only one problem: No beer. Luckily, one company is trying to fix that.

[Actor Johnny Depp, dressed as himself, pretends to dangle from bunting on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, which is being directed by musical director Rob Marshall, of all people. Pic via Splash.]

In probably the most touching and tearful episodes of the season, the designers showed a surprising amount of camaraderie and had the chance reconnect with their families. However, it was Mondo's revelation of a long hidden secret that shocked everyone.

Two teenagers were sentenced to jail after duct-taping a 22-month-old child to the wall. The pictures—here with the child's face obscured—show him stuck to the wall at uncomfortable angles and with tape directly on his bare skin.

You'll never believe what happened on this week's Jersey Shore: People got drunk! People had promiscuous sex with exotic foreigners! Friends became enemies, and enemies stayed enemies! Is anyone keeping track anymore? Not Angelina, because she finally left!

Meet Briana Greathouse of Kansas City, Missouri. Briana, who's 25, recently traveled to Ottumwa, Iowa, four hours away, to meet a man she knew through the internet. And kill him. For making mean internet postings. Her mom was arrested, too.

A man was stabbed to death outside the bar where he worked in Brooklyn early Thursday morning during a fight that apparently stemmed from disagreement over the two participants' dogs. Another bartender was stabbed in the neck.

Things are really picking up on Nikita these days as more of her past is revealed. However, the plot isn't the only thing heating up the small screen as Michael shows his best student some of his moves.

[A couple huddles under an umbrella during a storm on the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art. They might be kissing, but I'm hoping she's yelling at him for wearing a chain wallet. Pic via AP.]

Fox News' parent company, News Corp. made headlines earlier this year for donating $1 million to the Republican Governor's Association. Looks like that wasn't their only beneficiary: The Republican-allied U.S. Chamber of Commerce received the same sum this past summer.

On tonight's Factor, Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher had quite the discussion about religion. You see, O'Reilly is Catholic, and Maher is atheist. What's more, Maher thinks any religious person is an idiot. What could possibly go wrong here? Video inside.

Last night, Jon Stewart turned on Barack Obama. Tonight, Stewart continued to poke fun at the President—specifically, at his backyard barbecue Q&A and boring speech to students. There was one thing that made Stewart happy, however! Video inside.

How often do you say to yourself, "I sure would like to see this address that I'm mapping on the frozen continent of Antarctica"? A couple times a day, right? Well: Antarctica now has a Google Maps Street View.

Lightning may have struck eight unlucky patients tonight on Grey's Anatomy, but it was the Seattle Grace doctors who were suffering temporary bouts of paralysis—emotionally, that is. Cue the Ellen Pompeo monologue!

That $700 billion bank bailout? Looks like it'll end up costing us "only" $50 billion.

Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa was physically assaulted by rioting police officers, who shoved him and threw a tear gas grenade. Why? A new law that would have reduced benefits and slowed salary increases. No wonder governments hate cutting spending.