This Man Was Not Even Invited to the Wedding

Hamilton Nolan · 09/30/10 03:02PM

Montana resident David Sicotte pleaded not guilty to hitting his pregnant sister in the mouth with "a large wrench" at her wedding reception. Before that, he'd "pushed his sister's new mother-in-law to the ground and started fighting with the groom."

Millions of Toys Recalled for Causing 'Genital Bleeding' in Kids

Maureen O'Connor · 09/30/10 02:38PM

Fisher-Price has recalled 7 million plastic tricycles that have a "protruding plastic ignition key near the seat" that can cause, among other things, "genital bleeding." Shudder. Four million other toys and chairs are also being recalled. [AP]

Dog Attacks Robot Puppy

nightintern · 09/30/10 02:20PM

A dog inspects a toy only to realize a robot puppy is checking out the same thing. Instead of running away, the dog waits for the robot to make his move before attacking him, leaving the toy behind.

iPhone Riot in China

Ryan Tate · 09/30/10 01:46PM

Apple's flagship store in Beijing was shut down for a few hours due to fights breaking out over buying the iPhone 4, M.I.C. Gadget, a gadget blog based in China, reports.

Cats, and Other Things That Will Kill Your Kids

Hamilton Nolan · 09/30/10 01:32PM

Fitness infomercial lies! Fat blasters! Exercise time! America's depression! Infant sleep killers! Low fat cancer! ADHD genes! And stupid cats are bad! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—from a safe, fetal position!

Watch a New Land-Sped Record for Lawn Mowers

Matt Toder · 09/30/10 01:05PM

Technician Bobby Cleveland got his lawn-mower up to 96 miles per hour, good enough for a new world record. Watching that baby streak across the barren landscape of Utah's Salt Flats is a true thing of beauty.

Lady Bursts Into Song on Divorce Court

Maureen O'Connor · 09/30/10 12:54PM

Hauled into Divorce Court by her lying, cheating husband, Madea Family Reunion actress D'Atra Hicks began to moan. Then she wailed. Then closed her eyes and unleashed a bluesy, brokenhearted tune that would put Amy Winehouse to shame.

Busted: A Hacker Bank Mafia

Ryan Tate · 09/30/10 12:48PM

Law enforcement in the U.S. and Britain say they've nailed 80+ people for stealing millions of dollars from bank accounts using computer viruses. The group even had its own "money mules."