As in, lived in a Provençal-style home in LA that's now on the market. The cozy shack has six bedrooms and was once owned by Sally Field. Do you like it? Really, really like it? For $5.995M, it's yours.

In your autumnal Monday media column: the NYT Co's paying back Carlos Slim early, the NYO may buy Dealbreaker, Richard Spencer's OK! mag deal confirmed, Richard Siklos goes into PR, and Nikki Finke is as litigious as ever.

While out and about promoting the premiere of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, David Cross stopped by The Soup and excited the audience by giving away "free flights" to exotic England. Too bad John Travolta's not the pilot.

In an effort to make Los Angeles even more like the movie Demolition Man, the city has just ordered ten thousand jet packs for it's police, paramedic and fire departments. The gang over at Fox and Friends are unsurprisingly skeptical.

Well, this is something you don't see... ever. Here's a video of a (presumably) homeless man, holding two Kermit the Frog puppets, performing a lip dub of Queen and David Bowie's classic tune, "Under Pressure." Watch the unlikely occurrence inside.

"We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16." It's not so much that she answered "penis," but rather how quickly and easily the word rolled off her tongue.

TMZ aired this footage of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt immolating their divorce papers while eating s'mores. Of course, the whole thing was staged. Watch the ridiculous clip inside.

Here's a trailer for Joel and Ethan Coen's upcoming adaptation of the famed Western revenge novel (which was turned into a famous John Wayne Oscar-winner), starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and some new girl who talks funny.

Old technologies can be so quaint, can't they? In the right context, they can also be used for great comic effect, exemplified by this student who brought a typewriter to class to take notes.

Residents of New Hampshire, site of the first 2012 presidential primary, have apparently been getting calls from pollsters asking about a possible Donald Trump candidacy. Yikes! Trump, however, denies any association with the poll. He's interested in the results, though.

This weekend was the most internetty weekend at the movies ever! Everyone got out from behind the glowing friend-box and headed into the scary, cold real world to watch a movie about, well, the glowing friend-box.

Huh, says here that fitness superstar Perez Hilton is starting a new site about fitness, "FitPerez" dotcom. (Perez has "four trainers," after all). We've scored this exclusive pic of the new site's content, below.

The Rescue 911 App that SNL imagined does everything other than get help. It automatically orders Pizza Hut, tickets to Rescue Dogs 3D, and emails all of your phone contacts invitations to join you at the movies before helping.

[Justin Bieber at the Toronto wedding of his regular guitar player. Image: Splash]

Like a nude Hitchcock, Jonathan Ames made a brief appearance in last night's Bored to Death. He may not have a lot to show off, but for a streaker on cable television his manners are impeccable. [NSFW]

Their breakup may have finalized last weeks episode, but this week Ray (Zach Galifianakis) and Leah (Heather Burns) had been broken up for "three weeks." Ray shows up at his ex's place, but Leah's doorbell is broken, and as Ray has a mixed CD and a comic book to deliver he makes use of his still working key. What Ray finds is his own creator in post coital shock.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Google's instant search feature seems targeted at digital crackheads, and that makes perfect sense: It turns out Google users are, in fact, pretty cracky. They punished the company hard for slowing down by just one tenth of one second.

We knew it was a bad idea when we heard Levi Johnston was making a music video with pop "star" Brittani Senser. But the results are even worse than we imagined. No wonder Bristol Palin dumped Levi.

The Lord of the Rings is one of the most beloved trilogies in cinema, but there were a few scenes that were ripe for parody. Here, members of the Fellowship express their happiness at Frodo's recovery through some awkward grunting.

CNBC guy Larry Kudlow simply did not care for the bear-hug Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel exchanged on Friday. It showed weakness, Kudlow writes, in a stupid column. "Our friends and enemies were all watching." Are the terrorists unstoppable now?