Bullshit-spouting fancy juice maker POM is currently locked in a battle with the FTC over its right to tell you about the made-up things pomegranate juice does for you. So, no better time to debut those fake sex-aid claims, right?

Tonight on Mad Men, news of Lucky Strike's departure from SCDP went public and the agency was thrown into a tizzy. Is this the end for SCDP and what would this mean personally for the now somewhat-steadied Draper?

That's the question on all the Walker children's minds after Kitty spotted Nora with a mystery woman. So, is Nora roosting with another hen?

Rumor: former In Touch editor Richard Spencer's the new editor of OK! Magazine. Update: Confirmed.

The Social Network juggernaut proved itself at the box office, taking the top spot and generating $23 million its opening weekend. With wider exposure, though, came a mushrooming backlash for the Facebook movie, led by two of its journalist friends.

She just strapped on the largest foam belly for her last trimester. This show's cast blew off a special appearance and this famous actor blew off a fan's request for a picture. Saying, "No," is better than faking it, no?

Jenny McCarthy stopped by the Early Show this morning to discuss her new book, and things turned to Facebook breakups and McCarthy's new boyfriend, muscular eye-mask company owner Jason Toohey. Apparently he appreciates her assets.

Self-described "100% gay" skydiving instructor Donald Zarda was fired from his job after a woman (to whom Zarda was strapped, during a tandem skydive) complained he sexually harassed her, somehow, while skydiving. Thought I had a joke, but no.

Dexter is having some trouble sliding into his new role as a single father. Rita's death is on every character's minds this season, and it's having a profound effect on Dexter.

Gisele singlehandedly keeps a party alive by whispering sweet nothings. Britney's conservatorship is phasing out. Kelly Osbourne sees herself in a bikini and cries. John Oliver gets engaged. Monday gossip is impervious to seduction.

Michael Wolff, the Vanity Fair media columnist and Newser founder best known for just saying whatever the fuck he thinks will get a rise out of anyone, is the new editorial director of Adweek, Brandweek, and Mediaweek. Uh. Why?

Andrea Peyser admonishes hooker-teacher Melisa Petro "keep [your] sexy career on the down-low." Pot, kettle.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Andreia Schwartz, the woman who ran Eliot "Socks" Spitzer's favorite hooker hangout, the Emperors Club VIP, failed yesterday in her bid for a local-level Legislative Assembly post in Brazil. She received 476 votes. Well, CNN has a vacancy. [NYDN]

[French and Korean street performers painted from head to toe ride bikes in circles during the Hi Seoul Festival in South Korea today. Image via AP]

British scientist Robert Edwards, who created the first test tube baby in 1978, has won the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

The Guardian today has a live update page for the London Underground strike, and one reporter is asking readers to complain to him via Twitter. He's also got Twitter swearing guidelines. "The formula is thus: (mild expletive) + tube strike."

Who: The owner of the most famous mustache on cable news, Geraldo is the drama-loving tabloid journalist who currently hosts Geraldo at Large on Fox News.

Legendary Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout, the "Merchant of Death," was cleared for extradition to the US in August on weapons charges, but extra charges the US tacked on have stalled his extradition, or maybe not. Nice work, DoJ.

[I like to imagine this Arizona man got his vanity plate and then thought, "You know, I'm not sure I'm getting my message across. Maybe I need a bumper sticker or two." Image via Reddit.]