Oh happy day! This weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live featured "What Up With That?" with special guests Morgan Freeman, Ernest Borgnine, and—as always—Lindsey Buckingham. Did we mention that host Bryan Cranston got down to his tighty-whities?

More than 130 ex-Congress members have composed a strongly worded letter to all candidates, asking them to ignore partisanship and focus on "problem-solving." Because if they don't... then they'll get another strongly worded letter, with sad faces in the margins.

Today we heard the strange story of the gay skydiving instructor accused of sexually harassing a female client. Naturally that got you all talking about the dynamics of sexual harassment and whatnot, but one commenter really zeroed in on it.

A VH1 reality show isn't really "official" until it features its first cat-fight, right? Also... what oddities might one expect to find at a "Mexican Roadside Circus?"

Sure, there's a Hollywood blockbuster about him, he's got half a billion users, and his net worth is estimated at $7 billion. But for cultural relevance, it's hard to beat Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's cameo on The Simpsons.

PR industry: 85% female. PR industry top management: 80% male. Try spinning that shit.

Do you have a case of the Mondays? (I do, so I feel your pain.) If so, then this will cheer you up: here are 61 seconds of nothing but two cute-as-a-button baby bunnies chillin' in paper cups. Watch inside.

That seems to be the case, anyway, according to a new television show cancellation. Also today: The fourth Bourne movie finds a director, so too does The Hobbit (maybe), and lots and lots of Entourage jokes.

With the Tyler Clementi suicide at Rutgers and the recent spate of gay teen suicides in the news, many people are wondering what colleges are safe for gay teens. Here's a guide to 10 of the best.

Last night's episode of The Cleveland Show was done "live" in front of a "studio audience." The episode was, unfortunately, a bit on the boring side—but the introduction was fantastic. Watch it below!

Listen to new duets from Glee, Huge and My Generation are canceled, The Hangover 2 will be filmed in Bangkok, and a hurricane will blast Family Guy, American Dad and the Cleveland Show in one gigantic Seth MacFarlane TV-crossover.

TV columnist Michael Ausiello is leaving EW to start his own site. This memo is going out to EW staffers:

The New Yorker has published a detailed account of this Congress' (now abandoned) attempts to pass a climate change bill, co-written by Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham. Problem was, Graham thought he could write this major bill without Fox News noticing.

The Way We Live Now: debating. Gambling, you mean? That's a cheap shot. Your whole city is a cheap shot. At least we're not snooty elites. At least we're not degenerate craps hustlers. Is Vegas done? Yes. No. Wanna bet?

TONIGHT: A lot! We've got the season premieres of Lie to Me and The Real Housewives of Atlanta, plus new episodes of The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, DWTS, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, and much more!

Today's Oprah featured—among other things—a report by Lisa Ling on Kanzi, the most famous Bonobo (aka Pygmy Chimpanzee) in the world. What did we learn about Bonobos from the segment? Most notably, that they're bisexual freak-a-leaks! Video inside.

The hunky Patrick Warburton appeared on Good Day New York this morning and gave us some hints on next week's episode of Rules Of Engagement. He hints that Patrick's character won't being able to "keep his hands off himself."

Firefighters rushed to a Wisconsin Walmart to free a little boy who had crawled into one of those toy vending machines with the giant claw. He was having so much fun playing there, he did not want to come out.

Today at Gawker.TV, we say goodbye to The Daily Ten, David Cross visits The Soup, Marge Simpson does some high-fashion shopping, and a Family Feud contestant's simple answer of "penis" throws new host Steve Harvey off of his game.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.