Despite their heartfelt Parisian talk, Chuck and Blair have hit the nadir of their relationship. Things have gone so poorly that Chuck went martial and declared war on Blair.

While investigating what seemed to be an open and shut murder case, Castle and Beckett stumbled upon a treasure map. What followed sounds like a really bad joke literally involving a priest, a thief, an angry wife and a geriatric.

First, CNN fired him. Then, Jon Stewart mocked him (video here). Now, Rick Sanchez has another embarrassment to add to the ever-growing list: being the butt of David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List. Video of "Sanchez Excuses," inside.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back, and there's new girls, new drama, and Kim's kids are teenagers.

[A South Korean policeman breaks stone plates with his head during a demonstration for a successful G20 Seoul Summit. The G20 summit will be held in Seoul from November 11 to 12. Pic via AP.]

This is Senior U.S. District Judge Jack T. Camp Jr., former chief judge of the U.S. District Court in Atlanta. He just got arrested for buying coke, weed, and prescription painkillers. From a stripper.

Tonight, Jon Stewart made a lengthy statement about CNN buffoon Rick Sanchez's comments about him/the Jews, and he didn't disappoint. Inside, video of the segment, during which—among other things—Stewart compared (with video!) Sanchez to The Office's Michael Scott.

That Nancy Botwin is always starting trouble, she's like the seemingly sweet girl in school that your parents inexplicably didn't want you around. At least tonight on Weeds she brought the family to Montana for some fun at the fair.

Today was Elena Kagan's first day on the Supreme Court bench. Spoiler: Not much happened.

Two men have been arrested after assaulting a man in the Stonewall Inn, the iconic Manhattan gay bar and "ground zero" of the gay-rights movement. "What kind of bar is this?" one of them asked, before hitting the victim.

If you think Rob Dyrdek is just a skate boarder, or just a charitable guy, or just hilarious-you are just wrong. This week on Fantasy Factory Rob Dyrdek started his new career, as the Jay-Z of Jingles.

This clip is part of a sequence called "Unfinished Business," an apparently regular segment where Spitzer will bring on guests to talk about cases he prosecuted while he was attorney general of New York. Tonight's guest: Henry Blodget, the former Merrill Lynch employee whose career as an analyst was torpedoed by Spitzer (Blodger is also the CEO of Business Insider). After an endless introduction, Henry bounds out and proceeds to, well, have a weird sort of heart-to-heart with Spitzer? I don't know, it sounds like a version of a coffee date with an ex-girlfriend where everyone is feeling magnanimous and ready for closure. (Can't wait for the "Unfinished Business" segment with Ashley Dupré.)

Tonight, Bristol Palin did the Foxtrot on DWTS—or she tried to, at least. It was weird. Partner Mark Ballas played a homeless man who Palin rejected... and then danced with. Inside, video of the routine and judges' comments/scores.

Songs made for kids are lame, no one's denying that. In this clip, Jim Breuer shares his ideas on how these lame tunes can improve. The answer? Metal covers!

Christine O'Donnell's first TV ad just hit the web, and it's a doozy. The first line of it? "I'm not a witch." Seriously! O'Donnell then goes on to say, "I'm you," and, "None of us are perfect." HAH. Watch inside.

Hey, guys, look! Here's a brand new promo for Conan O'Brien's upcoming talk show—Conan—that features O'Brien seductively washing his desk to the tune of Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me." Sexxxy desk washing—and more!—can be found inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining 10 celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

[This Elvis impersonator was one of the people who came to say goodbye to Tony Curtis today at the star's funeral in Las Vegas. Image via AP]

During last night's The Simpsons, Lisa and Nelson visited an entrepreneur's convention in search of inspiration to stay in school. They meet Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, who suggests the opposite and agrees with Nelson's chant of "Better earnin' than learnin'!"

It's also a little creepy. Do we really want bud going this corporate? How many years before we see one of these spots on television? And that's totally a fake British doctor's accent, right? In any case, it's nice that they're planning to make this place environmentally efficient, and maybe guard it with Navy SEALs, according to The Atlantic. We wouldn't want just anyone to be able to light up this sticky icky. Just users with legitimate, arguably medical issues (the whole state).