[Dog whisperer Bethenny Frankel gets some advice from her four-legged friend Cookie today while filming her silly reality show "Bethenny Getting Married?" in SoHo. Image via Splash]

"In the Incas, or the Mayans, they say gold was the sweat from the sun, or tears, you know." Yes. Mr. T is a spokesman for a mail-in gold-buying company. "The Ark of the Covenant," etc. Isn't that something?

Today at Gawker.TV, Modern Family presents its first crotch shot, Tim and Eric invade Jimmy Kimmel Live, Matt Damon does his impression of Matthew McConaughey, and The Situation wants you to know he's more than you see on TV.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Carl Paladino is landlord to a gay nightclub and a Planned Parenthood.

On the outskirts of Queens — from the 80th St A line station — a young man does his best Slumdog Millionaire impersonation and boards the top of a train car. This begs the question, who really runs New York?

Miner diet! Nutrition labels! Hispanic lifespan! Diet clothes! Broken backs! Dope drugs! And walking minds! It's your Thursday health watch, where we watch your health—and chew gum, simultaneously!

In my day, looking at college promotional materials meant getting brochures in the mail and laughing at the font choices and stock photos ("Here we have an international student, varsity athlete, girl in a wheelchair, and a professor chatting casually.")

A Japanese TV show attempts to frighten children by convincing them that zombies are overtaking their home. This backfires when the kids take charge and began hurling toys, setting up elaborate traps and wrapping the zombie's head in saran wrap.

With child-like wonder and fresh-faced innocence, 17-year-old Taylor Momsen posed for the cover of hard rock magazine Revolver in lingerie and stripper shoes, with three firearms on her person. But she has boundaries: "I wouldn't fuck Tommy Lee."

Poor Illinois Green Party gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney, the victim of an extremely cartoonish "error:" His name has been misspelled as "Rich Whitey" on voting machines in nearly two dozen Chicago wards, half of them "predominantly African-American."

Or, more precisely, three engagement rings. Like a wayward episode of Better With You, last night's Terriers featured three engagements at three very different stages in progress.

Gay-rights group GLAAD set up a Facebook page to honor the memory of Tyler Celmenti and other victims of anti-gay bullying — and the page was promptly attacked by legions of anti-gay bullies. Now Facebook is helping fight the bigotry.

See It Now was Edward R. Murrow 1950's news magazine show. So old that it predates 60 Minutes. But let this clip transport you back to a time when merely two screens next to each other was cause for commemoration.

Lil Wayne sent a handwritten letter to a soldier in Iraq. He's so damn positive now!

"What they see on Jersey Shore is really only a keyhole to who I am," said The Situation. "I'm just a very intelligent young businessman who's playing the part and really trying to work hard to be in this business."

Here's a trailer for All Good Things, the long-delayed dramatic thriller based on the real-life story of Robert Durst, the troubled heir to a New York real estate fortune whose wife mysteriously disappeared in 1982. Geez, Gosling, another problem marriage?

To promote their upcoming tour, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim appeared on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live. They were dressed in bright, matching outfits and showed Jimmy their morning rituals. Things get weird when they realize they're on live TV.

The average American murder costs society $17.2 million, according to researchers who studied the economic impact of murders, rapes, and other felonies. Here's how they stacked up.

Shady political direct-mail campaigns mostly fly under the media's radar, by design. But one flyer from the "National Campaign for an Impeachment Inquiry" has surfaced, and it's a doozy. Haven't gotten it in the mail already? More details, below.