20-year-old Zachary Adam Chesser, the guy who famously warned South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker about depicting the prophet Mohammed on their cartoon show, will plead guilty to (unrelated) terrorism charges in federal court today.

MTV announced a new slate of scripted movies, several of which are based on the network's reality franchises. With movies based on My Super Sweet 16 and Made in the works, can Jersey Shore be far behind?

Simply put, this video is amazing. Watch a street vendor—at the Chatuchak Market in Bangkok—perform seemingly impossible feats of acrobatic pouring as he transfers iced tea from one receptacle to another over and over again with precise perfection.

Longcat (context) really does exist! This is Stewie, a Maine Coon who belongs to a Reno, Nevada woman. Stewie was just confirmed to be the world's longest cat, measuring 48 1/2 inches. Inside, video of Stewie's record-breaking moment of truth.

In your freewheeling Wednesday media column: Jon Meacham joins the promising field of book publishing, Tina Brown's talking about Newsweek, WSJ. magazine is coming out more frequently, and Matt Lauer, *spotted.*

When Sarah Silverman announced the Best Horror Movie award went to Zombieland, the audience wasn't sure where to look for the person who'd receive it. Bill Murray came from the ground dressed in full Ghostbusters garb and thanked the undead.

For anyone who wants to have a few drinks without getting too messed up, beer is always a good choice. But the calories! And the beer belly! Fret no more. Here are the healthiest brews. The winner will surprise you.

Somehow-alive Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has seen New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's many porn emails, approved, and offered him the job of executive editor at his magazine. Will Paladino accept, and bring more breast-milk fetish shots to Hustler?

A funny thing happened during Game 3 of the National League championships. Ben Gibbard (of Death Cab For Cutie) and Zooey Deschanel (of our wildest indie-rock dreams) performed patriotic tunes at AT&T stadium. How could hipster royalty crossover to MLB?

[Russell Brand hides bride-to-be Katy Perry in a sweater to hustle her past photographers waiting at the airport in Jaipur, India, where the pair is getting married this weekend. Image via Getty]

But, more importantly, can Melissa & Joey make it through a Halloween episode without attempting a "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" joke? Your answer, inside!

A beaver found living in the Bronx River has, after a contest, been named Justin Beaver, an homage to Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber. And thus marks the last time Bieber will ever be associated with anything beaver-related. [NYP]

College newspaper cartoon controversy alert! We consider it our solemn duty to keep you, the bored public, up-to-date on the very latest unfunny cartoons causing outrage among humorless college students across America. Today: girls are skanks! Dudes love rape! Amirite?

A 300 pound pet chimpanzee managed to escape from his owners Kansas City home yesterday—true story! Watch the footage of his standoff with the local police and animal control, complete with commentary from the amused neighbors.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Barack Obama will make an appeal to youth voters next week on The Daily Show, which Jon Stewart will be taping in Washington in preparation for his sanity-restoring rally. It will be Obama's first appearance since becoming president.

Tracy Morgan recently took to the streets to promote his HBO special Black and Blue and the results were clearly incredible. Watch as Tracy provides a three pronged thesis argument for you to watch in between threatening strangers with pregnancy.

Have you ever heard of a micropayment site called Kachingle? Now you have, because the New York Times is suing them for copyright infringement over Kachingle's harmless little NYT-themed publicity stunt. Successful publicity stunt, we should say. [Techdirt]

A man claiming to be Angelina Jolie's old drug dealer gave an interview to Life & Style. Among his accusations: She did a Charlie Rose interview high on cocaine. Here's video of the interview—does this woman seem high?

Marty McFly and Doc Brown reunited at last night's Scream Awards and spent the bulk of their time thanking fans, Robert Zemekis, Christopher Lloyd's friend's daughter, Chuck Berry, and John Delorean amidst a flurry of pyrotechnics and screaming goth kids.