Larry Flynt Offers Porn-Lover Carl Paladino a Job
Somehow-alive Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has seen New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's many porn emails, approved, and offered him the job of executive editor at his magazine. Will Paladino accept, and bring more breast-milk fetish shots to Hustler?
This is a fine stunt by Larry Flynt, but hopefully he understands that Crazy Carl might go nuts and accept the job after he loses by 40 points on election day. Via Politico:
"He is a natural pornographer who has a skilled eye for unusual views and acrobatics," wrote Flynt. "Mr. Paladino has proven throughout his career that he knows how to monetize his interests and his pension [sic] for pornography should be no different. Therefore, I‘d like to offer him the job of executive editor of Hustler magazine. It's clear he's better suited to join our team than be the Governor of the State of New York.
"At Hustler Magazine, we don't ask for forgiveness and we don't get lost in empty rhetoric," Flynt continued. "Paladino's honest thoughts on homosexuality and sex will be a welcome fit. ... [I]n urging Paladino to take this offer, I can only quote the Republican Tea Party candidate for the U.S. Senate from Nevada, Sharron Angle: 'Man up.'"
We don't know. Hustler could be too mainstream for Paladino's niche tastes.