A close study of media reports and peer-reviewed studies reveals that there are only three kinds of college students left in America: the snobs; the dropouts; and the cheaters. These are their stories.

The Colbert Report served up this tribute to Bill O'Reilly despite being stuck in reruns all week. We saw Stephen pay homage to his idol during yesterday's episode of The View, but how deep does their history go? Video inside.

Well, the stale jokes didn't actually build anything. Handler is supposedly just leasing this house until she can find the purchasable palace of her dreams. The place sounds lovely — modern but lush — and well worth the $35,000k/month.

She might expose the guy's wicked ways before she hits the A list. This cash-strapped photographer flies first class, this singer trashes hotel rooms, and this actress' former friend is sleeping with her husband. You can't trust anyone these days!

Goldie Hawn tells an awkward story about her daughter's birth. Beyonce might be pregnant. Jean-Claude Van Damme has a heart attack. J.Lo's babies are Gucci models. Wednesday gossip is a photo album of embarrassing baby pictures.

Average Goldman Sachs pay is down to a meager $370,000 per year. Poor babies! Etc.

Elvira made a parody video of our favorite Delaware senatorial candidate witch, Christine O'Donnell. The ad was to promote the late night screening of her classic film Werewolf of Washington. She's just like us, she says, except with bigger tits.

As rumored and expected, Tribune Co. CEO Randy Michaels is said to be ready to step down this week, to be replaced with an executive committee. On Michaels' way out, we get to hear several more stories of his sexism!

Klutz has a hilarious and fascinating book called The Klutz Book of Inventions. The book features descriptions of really strange (but mostly awesome) inventions. While these don't exist (yet) each one was built and tested at IDEO's world-renown design firm.

Somebody was smart enough to set Cali Swag District's "Teach Me How to Dougie" to all of Doug Funnie's best dance moves and slick 90s outfits. Thanks again, internet!

Alan Newton (pictured) was convicted of rape and jailed 22 years before being cleared by DNA evidence in 2006. Yesterday, a jury awarded him $18.5 million in compensation. Is that enough?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Life in the Berlin Zoo sucks for Knut the polar bear. He's being bullied by female bears in his cage. Said one zookeeper: "Instead of enjoying himself with the three ladies, he cowers fearfully in a corner." Maybe he's nuts?

[That actor guy who is now separated from that woman from "Friends" dressed super cool (and spent about ten minutes too long in the tanning bed) for the environment yesterday. Image via AP]

Surely you've heard of Brooklyn's own Jimmy McMillan, founder and CEO of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party, and candidate for governor of New York. He's fighting rent-hiking slumlords for you! Well, he's fighting everyone except his landlord.

Delaware Tea Party Senate candidate (and recent college graduate) Christine O'Donnell has some important messages for America on her website: Jobs! Taxes! Terrorists! Too bad the intern who runs O'Donnell's site can't even spell her name right. (Updated)

According to Our Virginia: Past and Present, a textbook currently in use in Virginia public schools, "thousands of Southern blacks fought in the Confederate ranks." According to Civil War scholars, that's not true, at all. Who is right, here?

What does Bill Clinton have in common with 27-year-old French street artist "JR"? No, not some sex thing: As of today, they've both won the TED prize, a $100,000 award for "exceptional individuals." Want to see JR's art?

Hey! Would you like to see a spy show on HBO? What about a spy show... produced by New Yorker staff writer Malcolm Gladwell and actor Mark Wahlberg? Guess what? Your wish that I just made up has been granted!

The ongoing dispute between cable provider Cablevision and Fox meant that Cablevision customers couldn't watch Tuesday's playoff baseball game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the San Francisco Giants. Never fear! The FCC stepped in... and live-Tweeted the game: