Cartoon Network premiered its new mystery series Tower Prep —which is not a cartoon—and boy, was it ever ...a mystery. Clips inside present a show with lots of filler, bad acting and misdirection.

TONIGHT: A jam-packed schedule! We've got new episodes of Law & Order: Los Angeles, Undercovers, Better with You, The Defenders, The Whole Truth, The Middle, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and much more!

News came in today that budding country star Gwyneth Paltrow will be performing her sure-to-be-hit song "Country Strong", from the movie of the same name, at the Country Music Awards. Oh brother. What other ridiculous things could Paltrow do next?

The Millionaire Matchmaker's season debut concentrated on the show's move from Los Angeles to New York City. Throughout the episode, Patti Stanger spouted a staggering amount of awful stereotypes about what she believes dating is like in our city.

[Adriana Lima models Victoria's Secret's "$2 Million Bombshell Fantasy Bra," an undergarment containing 60 carats of white diamonds and 82 carats of topaz and sapphire. This is Victoria's Secret being recession-friendly; 2008's "Fantasy Bra" was worth $5 million. More inside.]

Candidates: Please include a notecard of recent Supreme Court decisions in your debate notes? Because when you're asked, as congressional candidate Jon Runyan was yesterday, which decision of the last 10-15 years you disagree with, 1857's Dred Scott won't fly.

Congratulations to bf47 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray rocks his full Ghostbusters costume, Christopher Meloni apologizes to NYC for his show's blockage of your street, and Michael J. fox and Christopher Lloyd reunite in front of a Delorean

In the past week, we've brought you two installments of real (horror) stories from real Wal-Mart employees. Today, our third and final installment: bloody applesauce, child porn, post-concussion drug-testing, health code violations, and employees who are very, very angry.

Last night's episode of Dancing With the Stars bid adieu to Florence Henderson, but the highlight of the night was The Hoff's faux commercial. It also stars Margaret Cho and The Situation, who have since been cast off the show.

In that it's about theater camp, the greatest setting for a movie possible. Because songs plus sleepaway camp = correct. Also today: Sandra Bullock works on a mysterious new feature, exciting comedy news, and the possible death of another show.

A Caribbean corporation agreed to pay $13 million to buy Sex.com from its bankrupt owner. The domain changed hands in 2004 for $12 million. So while sex might sell, it apparently doesn't appreciate.

Former Velvet Underground drummer Moe Tucker, now living in a small Georgia town, shocked generations of liberal music nerds by appearing at a Tea Party rally last year. Now she's finally granted a (pretty great) interview explaining her political gripes.

All can be purchased with the $150 Macy's gift card you could win if you take this survey and email the last question to surveys@gawker.com. You are in the market for props for your Halloween recreation of the Rocky Horror Picture Show scene in which Meatloaf meets his unfortunate (fortunate?) end, right? [Rules]

It wasn't supposed to come out for two weeks, but it's here! And by "it," I mean the teaser trailer for Cars 2, Disney-Pixar's sequel to the 2006 hit (set to be released on July 24, 2011). Watch inside.

While he was pleading guilty to criminal mischief, Steven Slater's boyfriend's brother robbed the couple's house. Rough day.

Recently, Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson said he'd marry Alec Baldwin. Now, Baldwin has responded, saying that they won't marry—because New York doesn't support marriage equality. Baldwin's now vowed to "Fight Back" and change the law. Watch inside.

SVU's Elliot Stabler chatted with Regis and Kelly about how he's New York City's best tourist attraction. While it's nice to see the show filming out and about, Christopher Meloni admits it's a bother to the locals.

Jimmy McMillan, the newest internet sensation who is running for Governor of New York, stopped The Wendy Williams Show by to discuss his platform which—of course—is that the rent is too damn high.

The headline says it all here, honestly. Here's a video that Science Channel host Danny Forster took with his iPhone (and posted to his Twitter page) this morning of two goats, in Mumbai, tied to—and dancing around!—a box.