Christopher Lloyd will guest star on Fringe, Patton Oswalt is developing a new Fox sitcom, Glee's Dianna Aragon responds to the outrage over the racy GQ shoot, and a list Conan's first week of guests!

[Barack Obama excitedly stuffs his face with baked goods at Seattle's Top Pot donuts, while campaigning with Sen. Patty Murray in Washington today. He'd probably rather have a cigarette, but this works too. Image via AP]

Wikileaks has the Army totally freaked out, and it's stepping up its efforts to keep sensitive information out of unauthorized hands. This lame cartoon character it uses to train soldiers not to leak stuff doesn't seem up to the challenge.

They sure had us going for a while, but with this week's elimination, all ANTM has proven is exactly what we've known all along: they're not cranking out the world's next supermodels.

The Way We Live Now: riding dirty. Clocking dollars. Unretiring, training for the worst, and calling off Christmas. It's been one of those kinds of eons, hasn't it?

TONIGHT: Don't let the light late night options get you down, because primetime is filled to the brim with good TV: the DC Housewives reunite again, the season finale of Jersey Shore, and Comedy Central's Night of Too Many Stars.

Zach Galifanakis gets a taste of his own medicine when Texas newscaster Gordon Keith interviews him Between Two Ferns style. Pretty ambitious for a local reporter. Despite it's uncomfortableness, Galifanakis takes the interview in stride.

Washington's most famously corrupt (former) mega-lobbyist, Jack Abramoff, is gradually re-entering the public following his prison sentence. Last we checked in, he was on work-release at a Baltimore pizza place, and now he's on Facebook. We're still awaiting friendship confirmation.

The New York Post's gossip column Page Six issued a correction today but it still hasn't caught two mistakes it made the day before yesterday. Is new editor Emily Smith really ready to take over the storied gossip column?

For those who have been following the Anglophilic networks plans for new shows, you'd know that the MTV Skins is the probably the most anticipated remake for 2011. Well, the trailer is out, and it's horrible. Watch the video, inside.

A fifth-time newlywed as of last week, Ron Perelman is a legendary financier. But he's just famous for his string of failed marriages and contentious divorces. More »

Congratulations to GitEmSteveDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. This time, extra credit was awarded to the most creative answers. Did you make it? Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, South Park gets into hoarding and parodies Inception, Stephen Colbert's tribute to Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade, The View argues about GQ's racy Glee photos, and we debate whether or not The Situation is a "grenade" himself.

A 10-year-old in Illinois, land of promise, recently called 911 emergency response to complain about the dinner his dad served. Guys, let's go over this. If it's not bleeding or on fire or trying to kill you, don't call 911.

Attention Money-Lovers: I Love Money has moved to a new night and a new time slot. Don't miss out on the debauchery! Tune in Wednesday nights at 10PM on VH1 and VH1HD.

Howard Kurtz as an online-only writer: still a hack.

Does the Justice Department really need to appeal the recent decision that found "Don't Ask Don't Tell" unconstitutional, under its duty to defend existing federal law? Eh, not really, says ex-solicitor general Ted Olson, of Prop 8 trial fame.

This ain't pretty. And someone obviously wants to cast herself as the villain, because there is no nicer guy than Eric. Laurel's unprovoked tirade makes the whole hot-tub uneasy, and that tub includes two girls making out.

Google shaved $3.1 billion off its taxes the past three years with elaborate overseas tax shelters known as "the Double Irish" and "the Dutch Sandwich." That might sound kinky, but a tax professor says it's serious business: "They're perpetuating evil."

We've been dreading it for a long time. And now she might get her own TV show. Repent! Also today: Some news about Conan's new show, some news about other TBS shows, some news about Kelly Ripa, and you're Dushku'd.