As if we weren't pumped enough for the new Harry Potter movie? Check out this TV spot featuring Harry Potter in a bra and panties. After this and Equus it's clear Daniel Radcliffe really does not like wearing clothes.

Helmet brains! Weird veneers! Teen pregnancy! Teen car crashes! Impotent fish oil! Blue Collar Yoga! Banana machines! Alzheimer's ladies! Laser faces! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—and it only hurts a little bit!

Chelsea Lately celebrated its 600th episode last night by reviewing the evolution of the show through a montage of her sidekick, Chuy. Perhaps we should call it "the politically incorrect use of Chuy" instead.

[Olivia Palermo, famous for "The City" and for being the daughter of Satan, in the Meatpacking District (aka Hell) today. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

During a story about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's new book on Access Hollywood Live, Jenny McCarthy posed a very important (if not mind-blowing) question: Is the man whose book teaches how to "creep on chicks" and "avoid grenades" actually unattractive?!

Starting yesterday at 1pm, a webcam broadcast nonstop from the set of Conan for a full day. Inside, snapshots of the crazy activities and participating staffers that the public was able to capture inside the new Conan digs.

Here's George W. Bush, the last decent president this country ever had, just sittin' in front of a camera and pluggin' his exciting upcoming memoir, Decision Points. It's good to hear his sweet, angelic voice again. Video below.

Over the past year, the number of television series about American pack-rats hard been absurd (Hoarders, Animal Hoarders, Hoarding: Buried Alive...) The show took notice and worked hoarding into a ridiculous episode that had South Park invading each others dreams.

In your politically advantageous Thursday media column: Juan Williams speaks, Matt Taibbi is outgrowing his wild days, Tina Brown is rapidly approaching "feud" status with Newsweek, and a funny video, about Newsweek, on the internet.

The Colbert Report has put out another tribute video (despite the week's reruns.) This time, he goes after The Brown-Haired Guy That Isn't Steve Doocy, known to the masses as Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade.

First of all, alert! Newsweek has an official Tumblr that you should follow. Now, they're looking for a new editor-in-chief, and they posted this video implying that you—yes you—could fill that position. Details inside.

Choosing a Facebook profile photo is very serious business. It's the visual that will greet high school acquaintances, jealous exes, and your parents' friends when they search you out. The image you project is entirely determined by your photo choice.

NPR has really done it now: They actually fired an employee, Juan Williams, for making insensitive comments about Muslims on television. Is this the American way? Former GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, for one, wants NPR stripped of public funding.

On last night's Lopez Tonight, we get a glimpse into what the terrorists are reading in the doctor's office. But as Lopez points out—who the hell goes into the magazine business in 2010? Now that's suicidal.

Here's a teaser trailer for Scream 4, a continuation of the slasher saga that began fourteen long years ago. We're back in Woodsboro and, in addition to the surviving regulars, we're saddled with a whole new cast of youngsters.

In an uncharacteristically somber interview, the cast of Jersey Shore swears by the shows' authenticity. Apparently lack of self-awareness can only be "screwed and chopped" so much.

62% of NYC residents say they'd stay in the city if given a chance to move. The rest live in Queens.

Today the hosts of The View tackled the issue of GQ's racy Glee photos. Surprisingly, Elizabeth seems more okay with the actors' choice to take the photos than Sherri, who acted as though she'd been betrayed by her best friend.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

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