America's Next Top Model: Drunk, Kosher and Turning G-cups into Fashion
They sure had us going for a while, but with this week's elimination, all ANTM has proven is exactly what we've known all along: they're not cranking out the world's next supermodels.
As always, the episode started out on neutral subjects. Watch Esther teach us what it is to be a Modern Orthodox Jew. Our favorite bundle of culture, Chris, still doesn't get it. She can't haz cheeseburgerz?
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On a darker note, Liz, our resident Mama of Drama lost the day's challenge...and her cool. True to form, she decided to accidentally drink an entire bottle of white wine.
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Quite reminiscent of Lisa from Cycle 5, no?
SPOILERS AHEAD!
Ann's "best photo" streak has been broken by a football player. They call it a comeback!
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Maybe she's not the next Lisa after all!
Warning: What lies ahead is disturbing. This season of ANTM has prided itself on being truly about high fashion. The winner will get, among other perks, a spread in Italian Vogue. Fashion novices, read: The Highest of High Fashion. Flipping through the pages of such a magazine, one will find models over 5'9+ with a "small frame," a.k.a. A-B cups (Lara Stone: exception).
Watch Tyra tell Esther she has one look, then liken Kendal to a horse. Hold on to your fedoras as she then does the unthinkable.
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Kendal is 5'11 and the judges have called her a rarity. How could we forget last week's shoot?
Now watch the real kicker as Tyra recommends that Kendal go back to Alabama and learn how to model.
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The moral of this episode: tall and gorgeous is soooo last season!