Boy Calls 911 to Complain About Gross Dinner 9.02K Richard Lawson 10/21/10 02:59PM Filed to: Emergencies Emergencies Kids 911 Oopses A 10-year-old in Illinois, land of promise, recently called 911 emergency response to complain about the dinner his dad served. Guys, let's go over this. If it's not bleeding or on fire or trying to kill you, don't call 911.