Police arrested Cornell senior Keri Blakinger while she was holding $150,000 worth of heroin, which she confessed was hers. A Cornell Daily Sun staffer, Keri posed in bikinis on Facebook—and hung out in a notorious drug den.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jason Segel went on Fallon just to recycle some jokes while Diddy showed up lat and drunk while offering to expose himself to Chelsea Lately, Conan reveals some amazing Christmas decorations, and Mika just wants her booze.

Click to viewAfter a lackluster (there, I said it) second season and brief preview of Season 3, I was beginning to worry that Jersey Shore was turning into a horrendous bore. I think I was wrong.

Presidential hopeful Haley Barbour has clarified his fond remembrance of the White Citizens Councils of the Civil Rights-era South, whose members weren't community heroes so much as they were Klansmen in suits. Barbour added today that the Councils were "indefensible."

You know when you're trying to watch TV and your roommate won't shut up? While this woman's enthusiasm and dedication to the art of singing is admirable (or excruciating), clearly her friend didn't appreciate it. Hater.

Can't sell your novel? Can't even secure an agent? Go to Blurb.com and publish your brilliant un-sellable novel, a photo book of your trip upstate, or that book of MTA-related haikus you've been shopping around.

What's better this time of year than checking the mail, and opening up a nice holiday card from a friend? Well the folks over at DBG.TV did one better, and put together this awesome holiday video card for everyone. Enjoy.

Does Google have any chance at all of competing with arch-rival Facebook? Not really, former Google bigwig Paul Buchheit says. Buchheit tells us his old company will probably find it easier to land on the moon.

Finally, we can see deported Russian spy Anna Chapman's boobs in red-blooded American magazine Playboy. It's not like she posed for them, they were released by an ex-boyfriend. Not getting any money for them should teach that communist a lesson!

The New York State Department of Labor and state OSHA office are now investigating the accident at the disastrous Spider-Man musical.

Model agency IMG simultaneously fired Taylor Momsen and hired Dakota Fanning. Recall that Dakota also beat Taylor for the role of Cherie Currie in The Runaways, leaving a a shaggy-haired Momsen no choice but to start her own band.

Apple banned the Wikileaks iPhone app, determining it could hurt people, or is illegal, or both. The company didn't actually specify why 73 million iPhone owners are forbidden from using the app, but did coyly hint at the reason.

The 150th anniversary of South Carolina's secession is upon us. Many South Carolinians attended a celebratory, black-tie secession ball last night. It featured "a 45-minute theatrical play re-enacting the signing of the Ordinance of Secession," among other things.

Paris Hilton's flight to Hawaii was evacuated today after a passenger found a box cutter in a seat pocket. (Apparently a member of the flight crew just misplaced it.) But doesn't it seem like every time Paris travels, there's trouble?

This morning Jimmy McMillan stopped by Good Day New York to serenade us with a medley of jams from his latest CD. Lucky for us, the producers there didn't check the lyrics and we got this completely inappropriate/awesome performance.

[Katie Holmes in New York yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

What terrible things should you fear today, you ask? Terrorists plotting to poison food at hotels and restaurants; crude bombs on Rome's subway; and the "suspicious odor" that caused the UN to evacuate this morning. And it's only 1pm.

The first major findings from the 2010 census are in, and America has a population of 308,745,538, give or take a few. That's a 9.7% increase over the last decade. What else does the data tell us?

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange cycles through friendships like a 13-year-old girl. The object of today's outburst: His former bestie, Guardian reporter Nick Davies, for totally spreading mean rumors about him!

Leonardo DiCaprio made the film industry $1.1 billion dollars this year with his movies, Inception and Shutter Island. According to a list compiled by Forbes, he made Hollywood more money than anyone, but you'll be surprised who came in second.