Antoine Dodson became an overnight Internet sensation when his colorful appearance on a news report was auto-tuned. Tonight, he adapted the "Bed Intruder Song" into "Chimney Intruder" for George Lopez/Christmas. (Get it?!) It was bad—really bad. Watch inside.

[News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch with his family in St. Barthelemy. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

On Sunday, The New York Times published a story in its "Vows" section about two people who left their respective spouses for each other. The paper did not ask the couple's exes for comment. Whoops!

The Obama administration is likely to "establish indefinite detention as a long-term... policy." On the plus side, now that we've abandoned even the pretense of a commitment to universal civil rights, no one will ever die in a terrorist attack.

On tonight's Rachel Maddow Show, Michael Moore explained why he posted bail for—and controversially defended—WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, drawing the ire of many victims' rights advocates. "WikiLeaks is more than just this one man," said Moore. Videos inside.

Looks like the producers of the Spider-Man musical have decided to ignore our advice and reopen the show Wednesday.

"Is this the world's ugliest cat?" muses the BBC, about "Ugly Bat Boy," a cat who lives at a veterinary hospital in New Hampshire. Alas, BBC, no, Ugly Bat Boy is not the world's ugliest cat. Chase No Face is.

"High powered" science journal Biology Letters is publishing a paper about the way bees use color and space to navigate between flowers. It was written by 25 co-authors, all of whom are between the ages of 8 and 10.

By all accounts, people keep telling Ed Vaizey his idea is insane and won't work. But the British communications minister is determined to try and force internet subscribers to proactively request online porn; otherwise it would be blocked by default.

[Thousands of people are camped out in European airports like London's Heathrow because of the giant snowstorm that's crippling travel in the region. Image via Getty]

In an effort to spread some Christmas cheer, these do-gooders wrapped their presents, donned a Santa suit and descended upon the streets of downtown Winnipeg to disperse the holiday goodwill. Watch and let your hearts warm.

Today we looked at, with the help of our friends at TPM, South Carolina's lovely Secession Ball, a thing that is not at all racist. Just ask, Thomas Hiter, a vocal supporter. Yes, Hiter. This tickled one cmmenter.

On the Fox game show Million Dollar Money Drop, a couple was asked which product was sold first in stores: Post-It Notes, the Macintosh, or the Walkman. They answered Post-It Notes, which is correct. They were told they were wrong.

Gay rights activist Mike Rogers, the professional outer of closeted, hypocritical gay politicians, claims to have "pictures of a man who spent the night" with Sen. Lindsey Graham. He's supposedly meeting with his lawyer today before releasing them.

Kudos to Ryan Duffy, who started off as an intern at Vice and is now a correspondent for The Vice Guide To Everything. Earlier, he saddled down for a seedy lapdance and now he's being shot at in bullet-proof couture.

The Federal Communications Commission today approved rules discouraging internet access providers from charging websites for favorable treatment. That might sound like a good thing, but it's actually a terrible surrender to big business, or alternatively a communist plot.

Since the notoriously bad Star Wars Holiday Special is so hard to find, the site Gamervision decided to make one of their own, using original scenes from the film with new dialogue. It's the best holiday movie in the galaxy.

TONIGHT: Tonight we've got a holiday themed Minute to Win It, the conclusion of a powerful doc about American religiosity on Independent Lens and the finale of Skating with the Stars. Plus Glory Daze and Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.

Al Qaida in Iraq keeps excellent books, which some Rand Corporation analysts got a hold of and used to conduct a forensic audit to figure out how Al Qaida functions. Very efficiently, it turns out. But the pay's no good.

The luster of Jersey Shore wore off long ago, somewhere between Snooki's arrest and the Situation's work out DVD, but MTV is having none of that so here's an extended trailer for the show's third season. Enjoy, if you can.