Buy Your Spot in the Canon
Can't sell your novel? Can't even secure an agent? Go to Blurb.com and publish your brilliant un-sellable novel, a photo book of your trip upstate, or that book of MTA-related haikus you've been shopping around.
You can finally see what your name would look like on the spine of a bound book. Plus, your friends can buy them after you pester them to do so about a million times.
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