What we got from this profile of Bravo executive Andy Cohen in the Times today is that he basically is like the kid brother to every celebrity on Earth. He just goes around and makes them feel like normal people!

Want to catch up on the week's most popular web videos? From the homeless man with the golden radio voice to Joe Biden's awkward and unsolicited dating advice for girls, our top picks inside.

Royal Caribbean cruise ship "Radiance of the Sea" had to delay its next voyage to Mexico after "a number of guests experienced some gastrointestinal illness." The ship is being scrubbed down in Tampa. It's another bad year for cruise ships.

The History Channel has decided to cancel its 8-part miniseries The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes, because the "dramatic interpretation is not a fit" for the channel. Good! The show was developed by the guy behind right-wing torture fetish show 24.

In a post-fight interview, UFC fighter Jacob Volkmann was asked who he wanted to fight next. "Obama," he said. "Someone's got to knock some sense into that idiot." The next week he was questioned by the Secret Service.

The body of 65-year-old Portuguese journalist Carlos Castro was found yesterday in a Times Square InterContinental Hotel room "bludgeoned in the head and his scrotum cut off." Police are questioning Castro's male model companion, "twentysomething" Renato Seabra. [NYDN; image]

Pauly D and Chloe Sevigny star in the craziest dating rumor we've heard, probably ever? Orland Bloom and Miranda Kerr have a kid. Lindsay Lohan makes peace with her new neighbor, Samantha Ronson. Saturday Gossip Roundup is taking it slow.

In 1989 Sun Sportswear decided to market it's "Rude Dog" clothing line with a cartoon. The show is full of bull-terriers driving Cadillacs and neon colors that speak to a generation of children with an innate desire to be impolite.

North Korea's heir apparent Kim Jong-un turned twentysomething today but it's a rather quiet affair, with "no special rations or celebrations" for the people. South Korean hackers also posted birthday greetings on the North's official Twitter and YouTube pages.

Two Mississippi sisters were released from prison yesterday as part of their kidney-for-freedom deal.

The last few days will likely go down in history as the week that Ted Williams ubiquitously reigned over America's pop culture throne. Williams' first post-discovery job—an ad for Kraft Mac & Cheese—just hit the web. Watch inside.

Donald Glover's impression of an elementary school fire drill is spot on, but we don't have to be ten to understand the power and awesomeness of a teacher farting. That never gets old.

Movies and their trailers have always been symbiotic. These days, there's a trailer to preview any upcoming film—and if there isn't one, well, good luck at the box office. A new trend, though, is *drumroll* trailers for books!

[A dock worker in New York takes a smoke break during today's winter storm. After all the drama over the last blizzard, today's snowfall turned out to be a bit of a dud. Image via AP]

Here is what Washington D.C. will look like all the time once the Facebook generation gets there. A four-year-old photo has emerged showing Republican Congresswoman Mary Bono Mack in a sexy pose with a female campaign donor licking her breast.

With all the dead birds, it's fitting that a New Year's party should celebrate our impending doom. Here's a funny and slightly cheesy guide to help plan your next apocalypse themed party.

Courtney Love's highly-entertaining Twitter account, CourtneyLoveUK, has been suspended! And this just days after she was hit with the world's first-ever Twitter defamation lawsuit, stemming from a 2009 tweet-based rant. She'll just have to scream future rants at the help.

Friday means movies are opening! Though dreary January is a bleak time for cinema, there are a few prospects opening today. There's a crazy, mean old witch, plus some movies that don't star Gwyneth Paltrow.

Winter Wipeout is embarrassing for everyone involved. Watch this clip where the contestant, on location presenter, and commentators compete to make you wince. It's a shame the contestant, Fruitcake (yes, Fruitcake) is the only one who falls on his face.

Today we reflected on the upcoming 100th birthday of Ronald Reagan, sparking much debate. So who was Ronald Reagan: shining politics god from the planet Perfectonia or unholy hell geezer from Satantowne? Here are two differing perspectives.