It's not the wailing or red eyes, it's the smell of tears. A new study finds the smell of women's tears lowered men's testosterone levels and level of sexual arousal. That's why you never get laid after watching Grey's Anatomy!

Sitting in a coffee shop I heard a man say, "I saw Black Swan the other night. It was trash. Elevated trash, but trash." "Black Swan was great," you say to yourself and aloud.

[AnnaLynne McCord, Hollywood's most prolific naughty schoolgirl, looks weary in yet another plaid skirt, for an episode of "90210." Image via Pacific Coast News.]

The U.S. Department of Justice is currently trying to build a case against Julian Assange for his role in leaking 250,000 State Department cables. Today, one prominent Wikileaks volunteer claimed the DOJ is subpoenaing her Wikileaks-related Tweets.

Remember blowing the bottom of your game cartridges because they didn't work? Technology just isn't as simple today. Children just don't understand that easy life of simplicity. Watch their befuddled faces when faced with floppy disks and Gameboys.

Which of these congressional freshmen is your favorite in terms of looks, which as we all know is the only characteristic by which to judge a person? Your chance to weigh in is below.

Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell has never filtered his words very well. And now that he's 11 days from leaving office, he'll say anything. He's unhinged! He'll even yell through clenched teeth at 60 Minutes' "idiot" and "simpleton," Lesley Stahl!

Jersey Shore premieres to its best ratings ever, Oprah gives the longest answer to a question ever, and a very cool easter egg for fans of Fringe and Christopher Lloyd's upcoming appearance as Walter's musical hero.

In need of something to brighten up your dark apartment? Well, we're giving away two custom-made lamps from Anzfer Farms and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

The Way We Live Now: catastrophically. We can scarcely enumerate the varied and horrifying catastrophes befalling us at any given moment! Snow! Blight! Unemployment! Scams! Theft! Urban decay! The only way to survive is to be on the catastrophe's side!

Today's Dr. Phil looked at academic cheating and, presumably, how it's wrong. The doctor then shared some sweet tips on how to do it. Unrelated: high school students are now tuning in to Dr. Phil.

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of WWE Smackdown, Supernanny, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Soup, What Not to Wear, Medium, Suite Life on Deck, CSI: New York, Fashion Police, and more, plus Regis Philbin on the Late Show. Happy weekend!

How much would you pay for the picture Courtney Love tweeted of her ladyparts? Or Katy Perry sans makeup? Soon, magazines and blogs will probably pay thousands of dollars. A paparazzi photo agency is taking over celebrities' Twitter pictures.

Two movies together means it's true love. Also today: Mad Men news, HBO picks up a hip young series, and the BBC will always make better television than us.

Last night Jesse Eisenberg, aka Mark Zuckerberg, dropped by the Tonight Show for a charming walk down memory lane. Watch as he recollects scamming the NY public education system, cutting class and receiving fake awards.

A lady named Melissa was wearing her pet boa constrictor, Penelope, around her neck like a scarf on the Boston metro's Red Line yesterday, when suddenly, "I couldn't find her anywhere." Then she posted a "lost pet" notice on Craigslist.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jim Carrey and Seth Rogen give interviews while on exercise machines, Sheldon brings back the theremin, more Ted Williams, and Neil Patrick Harris gives Kelly Ripa some grief about always choosing Anderson Cooper as her guest co-host.

Congratulations to maxgee for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

While watching the Lord of the Rings movies—or reading the books, I suppose—did you ever wonder if the ring was really only able to be destroyed in the fiery pits of Mordor? This alternate ending answers the question.

If you thought the other interviews with celebrities exercising were weird—well, this one takes the cake. Ryan Gosling did his Ellen interview while exercising, wearing onesie pajamas, and dodging questions about a romance with co-star Michelle Williams.