TLC's weekly Sarah Palin campaign ad, Sarah Palin's Alaska will not be returning for a second season because Sarah needs to focus on making the media speculate about a possible 2012 presidential campaign.

The climactic end scene of Se7en, put together by somebody who has too much time on their hands. I think the Boobah as Kevin Spacey is a great choice, if those things were alive they would absolutely be serial killers.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are back together. Alec Baldwin is a narcissist. Camille Grammer has some nudes. Lindsay Lohan is charitable. Want to see inside Justin Bieber's bedroom? Sunday Gossip Round Up is here.

In this trailer for Jerkoff 3D, fratboy hero Tucker Max hits a bar in Anchorage, Alaska for some good old fashioned white dude raging. He also pays another man $200 so he can spray his butthole with bear mace.

Perhaps you had a bad year. Maybe you're in need of some serious redemption. Then Master Class on the new OWN network might be good for you.

Police investigating the assassination attempt yesterday in Arizona said "there is some reason to believe [Jared Loughner] came to this location with another individual, and that individual is involved." They've released a picture. (Updated: Man pictured is cleared of involvement)

Voters in South Sudan will likely create the world's newest nation by seceding from the north today.

Yes. Guys fake orgasms. Julian McCullough speaks out about something that guys rarely do and never talk about. Faking it is extremely hard for guys. Julian explains the benefits and risks.

As a child, Rhys Darby thought he could fool everyone into thinking he had a Walkman by singing. As you can imagine, this was a giant fail.

Lead singer of Elektronik Supersonik, Vlad, is here to woo you by way of an electro love ballad.

Breaking: Michael Caine can do a spot-on impersonation of himself. And Sean Connery. And some others. Watch him perform them all, inside.

The gunman who shot Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and 17 others in Arizona this morning has been identified as 22-year-old Jared Loughner. He uploaded a number of strange videos to YouTube expressing convoluted philosophical and political views. And he hates Giffords.

[Okay, so pictures of people swimming in ice water are getting old, but this German guy dressed as Neptune earlier today deserves a little credit. Image via Getty]

The New York Post is upset that the Sanitation Department was over prepared for yesterday's light snowfall.

Gabrielle Giffords, The Arizona congresswoman shot today outside a Tucson Safeway, was featured on Sarah Palin's infamous 'crosshairs' map, which targeted legislators who voted for Obama's health care bill. Remember? The map that was criticized as an incitement to violence?

This kid manages to secretly tape himself while he infuriates all five of his driving instructors in the longest day they'll never forget.

Meet Mary Appelhof, the worm woman from Kalamazoo who speaks for the worms. Seriously.

White collar duo Boris Khaykln (AKA Hardcore Boris) and Soce The Elemental Wizard rap about their love of their office jobs and the perks that come with the 9-5.

Click to viewA gunman shot U.S. congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords during an event outside a Safeway in Tucson Arizona this morning. At least 12 others were wounded. Following is an eyewitness report from a man who helped hold the suspect down.

This week was certainly the week for James Van Der Beek. Between his vandermemes, DILF khakis, and this video, he truly won this week's award for "Best Comedic Comeback." Inside, he tries to redeem himself for Dawson Leary's good-guy image.