Instead of blocking all your personal information from the masses, this video suggest you overload your Facebook page with meaningless posts so you're hiding in plain sight. It's like the witness protection program for your online identity.

Today we shook our heads at a woefully grammatically incorrect T-shirt, inciting, as always with our grammarian commentariat, much furious sentencing typing. Including the following comment, a veritable rogues gallery of common grammatical errors.

That's right, it's another episode pitting House against Cuddy's daughter Rachel, whom he deems "dumber than a paste sandwich." Plus, Chase's Facebook account gets hacked by a spurned lover, leading to some fantastic nudity and pretty-boy awkwardness.

Fashion designer Diane von Furstenberg broke her nose and sustained several facial fractures after a man collided with her on the ski slopes in Colorado. First she was mugged in Spain and now this? She really needs to stop traveling.

Gawker will liveblog tonight's State of the Union at 9 p.m. Eastern. You will want to purchase alcohol beforehand.

New York State Senator Carl Kruger is proposing a ban on listening to your iPod or talking on a cellphone while crossing the street, citing a rising number of distracted pedestrian accidents. The fine for getting caught would be $100.

Joel began his interview on Ellen's couch today by bringing up the sting of rejection he felt when he didn't get the part on Ellen's sitcom years ago. He doesn't hold a grudge, though, because his wife loves Ellen's show.

See what happens when they try to make police stations "less bunker-like?" Never again!

Do you watch Dexter, Showtime's popular serial killer drama? If so, then this parody video by LandlineTV—which attempts to summarize the program in 60 seconds—may seem familiar. If not, then what better a time to learn than now!

Republicans and Democrats are both furious at CNN, the only network which will air Rep. Michele Bachmann's Tea Party response to tonight's State of the Union in addition to the official Republican response. But CNN refuses to compromise!

While MTV is facing the wrath of concerned parents, reluctant advertisers and infuriated fans of the original series, last night's episode demonstrates that the show is unique from the UK version, in that it is comparatively toned-down and less provocative.

The Way We Live Now: scrimping and saving. To get into Davos! Davos ain't cheap, you know. They don't let just anyone into Davos. Only the big shots make it to Davos. Do I know you from Davos? Oh, sorry.

Wendy Williams' interview with Michelle McGee, aka The Other Woman in Sandra Bullock's marriage, qualifies as cringe-worthy. Wendy manages to come off as misinformed, biased and rude. Surprisingly, it's Michelle who displays some dignity and gets through the interview.

Ever wonder where Oprah got her notorious introduction voice from? Watch as Kermit the Frog introduces every Muppet Show host in under three minutes.

Keith Olbermann's reign as king of the MSNBC bloviators is over. All he's done since leaving the network is tweet in a self-absorbed manner. What should K.O.'s next career move be? Allow us to offer some free advice.

An 18-year-old Washington woman was sentenced to 15 months in prison after drunkenly stabbing someone who made fun of her stinky feet. First the Connecticut fart stabber, now this? Warning: taunting drunk people about their stench might lead to stabbing.

Since it's 2011 and George W. Bush is history, now's a good time to issue detailed reports charging the Bush White House with repeatedly and deliberately violating federal laws against politicking with government resources. Memories!

The fourth season of Jersey Shore will take place in Italy, Jim Carrey's in trouble for an SNL sketch, Kelsey Grammer starts a new reality programming company, and what to watch on TV tonight!

For all those kids whose parents bring home unwanted "new bffs" for "sleepovers," Max the Ex-Boy volunteers his services. He will do whatever it takes to turn those pesky new boyfriends or girlfriends into ex-friends.

Two cocktail waitresses have filed suit against the Standard Hotel's Boom Boom Room alleging they were fired for being short. When you're half drunk, does it matter if the hottie bringing you another cocktail is 5-foot-4 or 6-foot-11? [NYDN, photo]