Paleontologists are very excited about the discovery of Linhenykus monodactylus, an eight-inch-tall, single-fingered relative of Tyrannosaurus rex, in China. What they don't seem to realize is that Linhenykus monodactylus looks really dumb and silly. Get some more fingers, loser!

Let's say that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange's "insurance file" of dirt on News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch is seriously juicy, and Rupe's got to go hide out. Where can he go? You mean he has to choose just one place?

House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer's website currently links to the Twitter account "@leaderhoyer." But this is not Rep. Hoyer's Twitter account. Not unless Hoyer is Tweeting things like "Look how Republicans fell for this bi-partisan seating crap." Or this:

While you were busy tuning in to the State of the Union, the rest of us were watching the series premiere of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, the mother-daughter duo's new reality show. This is what you missed.

Despite the Fourth of July fireworks that mercifully punctuated the episode with flashes of beauty and hope, tonight's installment of Teen Mom 2 was much akin to watching paint dry.

Are you a yuppie who cares about Mark Bittman ending his recipe column? You may enjoy his 25 favorite recipes

Recently, Indianapolis, Indiana's FOX 59 station—inspired by the story of "Golden Voice" Ted Williams—decided to roam the streets and find a local homeless person with his/her own hidden talent. Tonight, Jon Stewart sardonically criticized the exploitative, tacky report.

Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am was named the "Director of Creative Innovation" at Intel. What will he do? Apparently, Intel doesn't even know. But it will be totally creative. And innovative. Creatively innovative. Directly creative. Creatively direct Boom boom pow!

What will President Obama tell America about the State of the Union tonight? We'll be providing commentary throughout the address, and you can watch a livestream of the speech below. Join in the fun, with comments!

Tonight, during his State of the Union address, President Obama mentioned the trend of people without jobs going back to school. He used Kathy Proctor—a student at Forsyth Tech in North Carolina—as an example. She was quite excited.

Kelley Williams-Bolar, a 40-year-old mother of two, was convicted of a felony last week and sent to jail for 10 days. Her crime? Falsifying records so her kids could attend a safer school in the district where her father lives.

Jonathan Katz discusses the dynamics of relationships from marriage to cheating.

Remember when everyone peed their pants about trying embassy bomber Ahmed Ghailani in a U.S. civilian court? He was just sentenced to life in prison. Maybe now we can try the rest of the Guantanamo detainees here?

Surprise, surprise: Michael Arrington is in another internal fight at AOL. But this time the TechCrunch founder isn't slamming a sibling blog; he's dissing his own, and what some mystery middle manager or sales guy has done to it.

Mac Lethals can rap really fast, but is he the world's fastest? You decide.

[This bikini encased in ice was displayed in Times Square today to make New Yorkers want to visit Ft. Lauderdale. But it may just remind you of how much weight you have to lose before summer. Image via AP]

Ignore those texts from Facebook instructing you to call 911; they're a Verizon glitch. The ones asking for bank information and incriminating photos, however, remain very important and should be obeyed like any other SMS from a stranger.

Here's two clips that didn't make the cut from last week's Parks and Rec. Sure, we all thought Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness was fantastic, but there was actually a Ron Swanson Ying-Yang of Failure, too!

Stop whatever you are doing and watch this adorable video of animals being nice to each other. Cat owners take note, this is what you do the next time your kitty throws a tantrum.

This week's 90210 opened with almost every character making out with someone else. And, of course, at least one participant feels guilty for kissing someone they feel they shouldn't be kissing. Confused? I think that's how they want us.