Last night on The Bachelor, the girls faced their biggest fears in the name of love. Chantal suited up and dove into the ocean while Michelle repelled down a tall building. Was it worth the emotional turmoil? Let's find out.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, last night Stephen Colbert dedicated his hair to Keith Olbermann while Craig Ferguson dedicated his monologue to him and this morning, the Today Show interviewed Colin Firth and James Franco one-after-the-other with fairly disastrous results.

Watch French beatboxer EKLIPS cycle through decades of hip-hop in this electrifying performance. Can you name all the songs he samples?

This afternoon Community's Gillian Jacobs appeared on the Nate Berkus Show to talk about chairs. She doesn't do too bad for a girl who owned zero furniture and was known for moving from sublet apartment to sublet apartment!

A handful of Congress members are apparently such attention whores that they squeeze to the front of the pack at every State of the Union to shake the president's hand as he walks in. Who are these "aisle hogs"?

So America's smoking and obesity are wrecking the curve for life expectancy in developed nations? Tough, haters.

Do you ever find yourself just having one of those days? This artist did, and so he took it upon himself to animate his frustrations.

When John Wayne was asked to play the lead in Gunsmoke he declined because he didn't want to work in television. Instead, he suggested it to his friend James Arness. Mr. Arness ended up playing Matt Dillon for forty years.

It's true. A famous priest who angered the church by following his natural urges will soon be a national TV star. Also today: news from Sundance, some good and some bad, plus James Franco's getting into the porn world.

You know all that money that was just spent on a flat screen TV and a Wii fit? Well, I hope you enjoyed that one virtual ski jump.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's attempt to sneak in some tongue action with Nancy Pelosi at tonight's State of the Union has backfired, terribly. Did he think Pelosi wouldn't already have a "date" lined up? Get it together, Eric Cantor.

There's been a lot of arguing over whether Twitter enables political change, so it's worth noting that Egypt's dictators are sufficiently worried about the microblogging service that they banned it amid increasingly heated street protests.

Pebbles and Bam Bam look much older and are way more mature in this Japanese ad from 1986.

While discussing a possible new law regarding cellphone or ipod use the hosts find a way to show their ineptitude for both interviewing and general respect for others. Steve Doocy should be hidden where he can't hurt us anymore.

Evanston, Illinois, the home of Northwestern University, plans to start enforcing a "brothel law" that prevents more than three unrelated people from sharing a house or apartment. Why would they bother? To cut down on college parties, of course.

Watch this group of 39 Japanese school children successfully complete a 39-legged race with no mishaps. This is quite a feat.

[Android sexbot Megan Fox is surprised to discover she has the ability to cry. The Daily Mail suspects Megan's eye-touching represents tears shed over her Razzie nomination. I suspect an itch. Image via Splash, click to enlarge.]

This guy on a longboard clearly had a death wish.

In your intriguing Tuesday media column: the gossip behind Stephen Drucker's departure from Town & Country, female news anchors make men dumb, Rachel Sterne is Cathie Black-esque, and Piers Morgan's ratings.