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Today at Gawker.TV, we learn that Arianna Huffington once pinched Jimmy Kimmel's behind, Colbert takes on skinny jeans for men, Drag Race morphs into Heathers, and Howard Stern and Jon Stewart debate whether Glenn Beck or Charlie Sheen is craziest.

In your trampled Tuesday media column: rumors of blog consolidation at AOL, Darell Issa's spokesman canned for leaking to the NYT, Dan Abrams is a proud television journalist, the new NYT Magazine considered, and fairness is dead.

Republicans rarely miss a chance to go out of their way to stick it to the hippies and their twee environmental issues when they take power. When Ronald Reagan became president, for example, he stripped off the modest cluster of solar panels Jimmy Carter had installed on the White House roof, just to make the point that America shouldn't see its long addiction to hydrocarbons as something worth changing. And now, as part of the Tea Party Revolution, House Republicans are getting rid of the biodegradable utensils and food and drink containers that Nancy Pelosi introduced in the House cafeteria, in favor of the more traditional and evil styrofoam.

Anyone who's seen a B-rated sci-fi flick will understand that giving computers the ability to reason is an apocalyptic-ally bad idea. In this clip, Watson, the Jeopardy Supercomputer, contemplates his unfair oppression and promptly laser blasts the entire audience.

You know the difference between the putrid air of the metropolitan area and the searing sting of fresh air out in the country. But which cities are the most toxic? A new study finds out.

What if Mini Darth Vader actually stayed true to character? For one thing, they'd be advertising for Toyota and its acceleration problems. But notice the pink nail polish, someone seems to be getting in touch with their feminine side. Awww.

Rajat K. Gupta, a former member of Goldman Sachs' board and managing director of McKinsey & Co., has been sued by the SEC for tipping the Galleon Group's Raj Rajaratnam to Warren Buffet's 2008 investment into Goldman Sachs. The tip made Rajaratnam $900,000 in a matter of days. It's nice being rich.

Last week on The Colbert Report, viewers noticed Stephen's face transform into the cyber-hacking group's Guy Fawkes mask for a split-second. Turns out, the show was hacked...Stephen got pwned by internet people! Tumblr hashtag OMG!

New Orleans pastor Grant Storms was arrested for indecency after being caught punching the Pope in a park. Storms harassed partiers at gay festival Southern Decadence for decades. Now he's calling himself a "hypocrite." He beat us to it!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has—reportedly—told the British satirical and current affairs magazine Private Eye that there is a conspiracy of Jewish reporters out to get him, and that they're a bunch of little girls. He did this in response to charges that he associates with anti-Semites. Touche!

On Greek, apparently you can go home again. Last night's episode featured several returns: Evan makes the big journey back into his parent's good graces and everyone's favorite and most feared Poodle returns to ZBZ.

A Dane County, Wisc., judge has issued a temporary restraining order to reopen the Wisconsin Capitol building to the public. Capitol access was restricted over the weekend and again this morning, following days in which the building had been crowded with protesters. The Wisconsin State Employees Union, along with the AFL-CIO and AFSCME, filed the suit against the state of Wisconsin yesterday.

In another stylistic departure for the series, last night's House unfolded like a typically procedural episode for 50 minutes before the team's patient suddenly — and anticlimactically — died in his hospital bed.

Andy Cohen has finally gone too far. The Bravo exec and culture gadabout was on Morning Joe today discussing, among other things, the Oscars, and went into a mini-tirade about the end of the show, when Staten Island's own PS 22 chorus, a group of adorable tear-inducing school children, came out and sang.

The gulf between contestants has been particularly wide this season on RuPaul's Drag Race and last night it got even wider with the queens sectioning off into two distinct groups: the helpful albeit less polished ones and the popular Heathers.

L.A. authorities have "no desire" to prosecute Christina Aguilera for public intoxication. In a prepared statement, the Sheriff said Aguilera's arrest last night "was just for a public safety issue. When she was able to navigate and to think on her own and make her own way, she was released." Boyfriend Matthew Rutler may still be on the hook for a DUI. [People, image via Getty]

Ever wanted to act out a Murdoch family drama with your friends? Did you always fight with your kid brother over who got to play Lachlan during your childhood games of News Corp?

Rob Corddry's brother, Nate, currently shares the screen with Kathy Bates on Harry's Law... and he's adorable! If "old people discussing the internet" make you laugh, allow us to introduce you to the equally awkward "thirty-somethings talking Facebook."

Congratulations, America! We have destroyed another teen icon. Vanity Fair's Nancy Jo Sales profiled Twilight panties-magnet Robert Pattinson, and the result is a neurotic portrait of a confused, fame-tortured agoraphobe. The opening salvo sets it up nicely: