During the demonstrations against Scott Walker in Madison, Wisconsin gathered to sing this song of protest from Les Misérables. It was organized in less than 24 hours and is definitely a most unique way to speak out.

Washington news station MyFoxDC recently posted this frightening surveillance video of a Metro stop in October, during Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear." The downward escalator's brakes fail, throwing everyone into a human pile at the bottom. Six people were injured.

In last night's installment of HIMYM, we learn that Barney actually has a heart, albeit during a cheesy scene in a hospital room in which the doctor tells him "Your heart literally skipped a beat!" Also: Robin dates a dog.

It's a promising day for humans! For one among us, New Jersey Rep. Rush Holt, has thwarted the march of the machines. That's right: Holt actually beat the IBM supercomputer Watson at Jeopardy! last night. So all that talk yesterday about how glad he was that his "humiliation" wouldn't be televised just served to lower expectations, knowing all along that he'd stomp that crappy robot. Hey IBM? It's time to throw Watson in the trash.

Back in the days when Jimmy Kimmel was a mere sidekick on Win Ben Stein's Money, the host had an awkward encounter with Arianna Huffington. Last night, he told Bill Maher about the time she flirtatiously pinched his behind.

Oh, cool: at the University of Virginia law school there's a "Feb Club" that hosts themed parties throughout February. Then they put up party pics on their blog. Here's one from their latest bash: note the awesome Confederate flag beer pong tables.

God bless Horatio Sanz. During a staggering "shout out" bit, Horatio surprised everybody by requesting a shout out for being color blind. Way to save the day Horatio! You're the best in the biz!

On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart and Howard Stern discussed the relative craziness of Charlie Sheen and Glenn Beck, with Jon remarking that Charlie is crazier, as you can "fleck off his skin and smoke it like meth."

In Bell, California, America's Most Corrupt Little Town, the police department's role was to 1) Help the "disabled" distance-runner police chief as he took all of the city's money; and 2) To find new ways to steal from the poor.

Rep. Darrell Issa, the retired car thief and current chair of the House's government oversight committee, has the power to investigate basically any corruption or wrongdoing or politically motivated witch hunt in the federal government. But now he'll have to handle an internal probe with his own spokesman, Kurt Bardella.

Granted, quadruple backflips are next to impossible but this guy really eats it.

Aw, snap, y'all. All of that sleeping around has finally caught up with the kids of Skins and everybody, EVERYBODY, has got themselves an STD.

On last night's episode of what we Americans get instead of Downton Abbey because we don't deserve nice things, truths were unburied, passions were enflamed, and accounts were settled.

A new study shows that optimists—with their grating sunshiney perceptions and Pollyanna attitudes—live longer after major surgery. This is just another reason for people to obnoxiously insist that we smile.

Last night Dave welcomed the creators of South Park as they promote their Broadway Show The Book of Mormon that eventually turned into the constant use of "Sheening" as a reference for drug use.

Now that Libyan pro-democracy forces are taking over, Al Jazeera gets a rare peek inside one of Gaddafi's secret bunkers. Equipped with everything needed to survive a serious attack (including equipment made in the USA), the fortress suggests Gaddafi's paranoia.

Women: always sneaking up behind men, trying to take our money. The latest confirmation comes from a new White House report on the "state of women," which confirms what you'd always suspected: women are catching up. Oh, they're still lagging—women make about 75% as much as men these days, for the same jobs—but they're creeping up from behind elsewhere. They're getting more college degrees! Getting married later in life (30, for college-educated women)! And the wise refusal to be dragged down by a family:

Fashion house Dior suspended its famous head designer John Galliano late last week after reports surfaced he harangued a couple with anti-Jewish slurs in a Paris bar. Now that video of a similar incident has become public, he's been officially been fired.

In Russia, they really don't joke around when it comes to their work outs. Prepare to be impressed when this large man lifts two smaller men over his head.

In the first episode of Bill Maher's 12 Mile, Maher grills Sarah Silverman on her absence from movies. She said, "That's like when our parents say 'Why don't you do the Tonight Show if you want to be a comedian?'"