Here's footage taken by an intrepid German tourist (and railroad enthusiast) of the 42nd Street Times Square subway stop back in 1986.

This morning the crew at GMA brought news that America's shelves will soon stock a new doll, already a hit in Spain, that teaches young girls how to breastfeed. Offensive to some, but even more offensive is the $89 price tag.

Transcribed for your viewing pleasure, a drunk dialing disaster. Dominic phones Ryan, whom she met earlier that night, to inform him that she loved his "lil shirt and lil pants" and that they have an undeniable love connection.

Literal killer whale Tilikum—the six-ton orca that thrashed a 40-year-old trainer to death in front of a live audience last year—has returned to Sea World's increasingly harrowing killer whale show, "Believe." Apparently the show is an "important component" in Tilikum's "physical, social, and mental enrichment," and trainers will only interact with him from a distance. [NYDN, image via AP]

Streeter Seidell and Amir Blumenfeld joined Kathie Lee and Hoda during Today's fourth hour to help play a trivia game about April Fools Day. Warning: some of their "facts" are more like made-up answers, but are very entertaining anyway.

Oh, those House Republican freshmen. They're furious at Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and his Democratic caucus for not passing the full $61 billion in budget cuts that they want. Why can't Senate Dems just listen to the American people, they ask, and eliminate funding for every program Democrats like? Because until this happens, 30 House Republican freshmen promise to stand on the Senate steps everyday, just straight-up making a ruckus.

These Cucuta Deportivo soccer fans are also extremely dedicated friends. After their friend Cristopher Alexander Jácome Sanguino was killed the day before, his friends evaded the police to bring his coffin to one last soccer game.

This morning on Fox News's idiot conspiracy bunker variety hour, the pulsating nerve sacks were talking with veteran soap opera actress Susan Lucci. What were they most curious about? All those soap opera kisses of course! So they asked Susan for a tutorial.

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy have been best friends for six months, and what's a best friend for if you can't use their money? Arguing over a $26,000 charitable donation, Jimmy plans to make Stephen sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" in retaliation.

Like a certain mid-'90s catchphrase, the above will soon be the question on everyone's lips. Why? Because the new AMC original series The Killing is premiering this Sunday. The crime thriller revolves around the mysterious murder of a Seattle teenager, Rosie Larsen. Over the course of the show, the sketchy details of the case unfold in the rain-soaked woods, behind the closed doors of local politics, and smack in the middle of high-school drama-turned-outright-scandal. And at the center of it all stands a family flattened by tragedy—and determined to find out who killed their girl.

Philosophy! Not only are just about all of us ignorant of the field's meaning, teachings, and history—we're also ignorant of its gossip. That ends today, lucky philosophites! Everyone's talking about Philosophy Department sexual harassment.

American princess turned white English tea rose Gwyneth Paltrow loves to cook food. We know this. She's always nattering on about her love of cooking, and is even releasing a cookbook. So what's the next logical step the divine Ms. P? A food magazine, naturally!

From her concerts! Enrique Iglesias pulled out prematurely from Britney Spears' concerts. Lindsay Lohan evades a criminal charge. Denise Richards needs extra protection from Charlie Sheen. Wednesday gossip can't handle the truth.

Travel back in time with this great piece of old New York history filled with graffiti covered subway trains, old signage, and grimy New York subway stations.

Pop music thingamajig Lady Gaga has announced that she'll have a monthly column in arty fashion mag V beginning in May. One more magazine writing job taken up by a dilettante! She's even crowdsourcing artwork. Now she's a blogger, too?

Country singer and man of the world Blake Shelton appeared on Chelsea Lately last night to promote his new TV show, album, and alcoholism. Who needs to know who Muammar Gaddafi is anyway?

This police video captures the sobriety test of a woman caught driving erratically. Judging by the fact that she couldn't recite the alphabet nor count backwards (although she seemed confident doing so), she shouldn't be behind the wheel.

Last night on Late Night, Liv Tyler and Jimmy Fallon debuted this "lost tape" from a Star Search audition. Known as "Pleather and Lace" at the time, their terrible-sounding, awkward performance is made up for by their fantastic matching outfits.

Remember to include the Unilever corporation on your Christmas card list this year, ladies: without their groundbreaking research, you wouldn't know enough to be publicly concerned about the hideousness of your armpit region.

This busy showbiz star was caught making out with a woman. Is he cheating on his girlfriend or just further dispelling the gay rumors? There might be some confusion about who fathered this star's baby, and this musician wants a reality show. We'd rather see the fighting behind the cameras.