Mark Zuckerberg's dad, Edward, is a dentist in Dobbs Ferry, NY. We got some sense of the guy from the goofy letter he sent out to prospective patients claiming to be "literally the father of Facebook." But he's not so blatant about his Facebook connection any more.

Kids singing songs chalk full of terrible lyrics is really having a moment. Here, Kory Shore is "Crying for America" in his new patriotic ballad. Also featuring OG founding father, George Washington.

Reality TV blowhard, presumptive presidential candidate, and personal brand run rampant Donald Trump has been offered a makeover for his infamously surreal hairstyle. We're sure he gets these offers all the time, but this one was made by Oprah Winfrey. It's good as done.

Sarah Palin launched a lengthy attack on The Daily Caller via Facebook on Wednesday in which she slammed the conservative-leaning news organization for not featuring her quotes prominently enough.

In your coincidental Wednesday media column: James Murdoch gets a promotion, digital media is a strange business, NBC News misplaced its GE story, Starbucks and Morning Joe will never separate, and the NYO is photogenic.

Yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian made her first foray into acting (we don't count her many, family-based reality shows) on the ABC soap One Life to Live. The name of her character? Obviously, another one with the same initials as the rest of the Kardashian Klan: Kassandra Kavanaugh.

Coupon company Eversave surveyed 400 women about their Facebook friends. 83% of respondents admitted to being annoyed with friends' Facebook presences. 63% of women said their friends "complain all the time." 41% hated their friends' political views, and 32% were sick of their stupid perfect friends bragging about stupid perfect lives.

Biz Stone talks about how he and his wife decided to become vegans, Twitter, and his technology free home as he and Martha discover the joys of cooking with seitan together.

Vanessa Hudgens - she of High School Musical, Sucker Punch, and naked photo fame - stopped by Lopez Tonight to show off her newly minted belly dancing skills. It's easy - you just move one buttcheek at a time like you're putting it over a stool!

Here, with 5,000+ views, is what will (hopefully) become our new national anthem when America finally gets the courage to ditch dated old Francis Scott Key: 14-year-old Kory Shore's "Crying for America." He stands around bronzed statues of the Founding Fathers, plays the piano, and magically climbs Mount Rushmore, all while lamenting our failed nation. It's just like Rebecca Black's "Friday," except a male sings it and it's a completely different song. Also, he seems to think that America is capable of... improving itself? Don't know what that's about. [via Videogum]

Yes, Britney's tour de talk-shows is in full effect and after showing her deleted scenes from Jackass 3D, she was a part of this sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. When they agree to get tattoos with each other's names, one of them doesn't use permanent ink.

Georgia Republican Rep. Bobby Franklin thinks miscarriages are actually secret murders and that paper money is a fraud. And he gets a lot of support for those positions. In fact, according to his home answering machine, everyone who calls him is a supporter!

This month Rebecca Black's "Friday" hit the Internet like audio-visual swine flu—and the Internet hit back. She seemed to come out of nowhere, possibly autotuned from her first word. But Black was spawned by the vanity production company Ark Music Factory. We spoke with Ark Music Factory CEO Patrice Wilson, who claimed "Friday" was dumb by design.

After pointing out the ridiculousness of Regis's sleeves—being embroidered with his name and all—Dave and Reege discussed retiring, the "stooges" that may replace them (like Jeff Probst and Ryan Seacrest) and riding off into the sunset together.

This is a recent ad by the CAGW. According to them, if we stay our current course, 19 years from now the United States will be owned by China. America will fall like the Roman Empire and we'll all work exclusively for the Chinese. Really?

Last night was, thankfully, the finale of this short trip to Miami. Well, short is relative! Though it was only six episodes, it felt like much, much more, didn't it? It's been quite a journey. Let's see where we ended up, eh?

When Olivia Munn appeared on Conan, she outed Andy Ricther as a man with gigantic balls. Apparently her first time meeting Andy, he and a friend were discussing their nut-sizes—Andy's are like bean bag chairs—and then she went ahead and asked Paul Giamatti the same.

Marilyn Leisz can't close her eyes even when she sleeps, and she was in a New Jersey court yesterday suing her plastic surgeon Paul Parker, because she claims this is the result of a cosmetic eye surgery gone bad.

Fans of CSKA Kiev brawl with fans of rival soccer club Dynamo Kiev to find out which team has the toughest fans. Apparently they resolve sporting rivalries in Eastern Europe through hand-to-hand combat.

The first Republican presidential debate, co-sponsored by NBC News and Politico, has been postponed from May to September since no one important is running yet. Fortunately, the more exciting Fox News debate several days later is still on.