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Ryan Tate · 04/05/11 03:15PMAdorable Baby Twins Laugh in Unison
Blair Baxter · 04/05/11 03:15PMThe baby girl twin only laughs when her brother starts laughing and as soon as he stops she stops, and then the cycle starts again.
Indian Workers Just as Dumb as American Workers
Hamilton Nolan · 04/05/11 03:13PMCandie's Foundation Paid Bristol Palin $260K in 2009
Remy Stern · 04/05/11 03:13PMDisabled Grandfather Arrested for Assaulting His Granddaughter's Molester
Brian Moylan · 04/05/11 03:03PM
Martha's Vineyard resident Frank Hebert, who has been confined to a wheelchair for the past 10 years following a car accident, will be tried for beating the man who allegedly molested the girl he considers his granddaughter. Aren't there worse criminals out there we should be worried about prosecuting?
Watch Sarah Silverman's Creepy Romance with a Serenading Unicorn
Preksha Kumar · 04/05/11 02:45PMThis video will make you question your childhood obsession with unicorns. But the part about having "horse-ish features" is priceless. Clearly, Aerosmith's Angel was intended for inter-species supernatural romance.
Is This Government Shutdown Gonna Happen or What?
Jim Newell · 04/05/11 02:30PM
Funding for the federal government will only last three more days, and leaders of both parties say they have no interest in working out a stop-gap measure for another week or two. "Secret negotiations led by Joe Biden" — which in the late '70s, at least, was Capitol Police code for late night swingers' parties in the Congressional Gym — haven't proven to be very successful. Will these dumpheads ever agree on a compromise to their $30-$60 billion in harsh social services cuts that won't have any significant effect on budgets during a time with massive unemployment and suffering and death everywhere?
Mel Blanc the Voice of All the Looney Toon Characters on Johnny Carson
Blaire Baxter · 04/05/11 02:15PMMel Blanc was nicknamed The Man of a Thousand Voices, he voiced majority of looney toon character like bugs bunnny and daffy duck. He passed away in 1989 and on his tombstone it reads, That's all folks!. Here is an old clip of him doing some characters on Johnny Carson.
CBS News Washington Bureau Chief Was an FBI Snitch
John Cook · 04/05/11 02:08PMFact: Having 'New York' in Magazine Title Is Guarantee that It's Good
Hamilton Nolan · 04/05/11 02:00PM20,000 Customers Stampede Away from GoDaddy Over Elephant Hunting
Ryan Tate · 04/05/11 01:57PMThis Lesbian Looks Exactly Like Justin Bieber
Brian Moylan · 04/05/11 01:48PMThe Parents on Pregnant In Heels Are the Worst on Television
Brian Moylan · 04/05/11 01:39PMBravo debuts its latest reality program tonight, Pregnant in Heels, which follows the life and work of a "baby concierge" named Rosie Pope. I was completely prepared to hate this show, but I had no idea it would be this awful.
Principal Pushes Student to the Ground to Stop Fight
Blair Baxter · 04/05/11 01:15PMWhen a teacher cant stop a fight between two girls in the school yard, the assistant principal runs in and pushes the girl to the ground ending the altercation . The School board concluded that the assistant principal acted appropriately, and the girl in the purple hoody was disciplined under the district's code of conduct.
Put Your Shoes Back On, Privileged Techies
Ryan Tate · 04/05/11 01:12PMEmployees at Google and AOL are among those going barefoot today to raise awareness of shoeless poor kids. If only there were some other way rich techies could help third world children, aside from disgustingly and dangerously removing their shoes!
Girl Rides Her Cow Just Like A Horse
Blair Baxter · 04/05/11 12:45PMRegina always wanted a horse to ride but her family could not afford it. So she did the next best thing and taught her cow Luna to jump like a show horse.
Mike Huckabee 'Physically Destroyed' All Hard Drives from Time as Governor
Jim Newell · 04/05/11 12:44PM
Do you, the average Republican presidential primary voter, have any interest in knowing how Mike Huckabee spent his long career as Governor of Arkansas? He would be the frontrunner if he even bothers running, after all, and the public must know every terrible, terrible thing about him. For example: Was he picking weird fights with Natalie Portman back then, too? Perhaps you can think of some other questions. But they won't get answered, because Mike Huckabee cleaned and "physically destroyed" the hard drives of all his staff computers when he left office.
The Scariest Car Crash Ever Was Real
Remy Stern · 04/05/11 12:33PMBrooklyn Farming Kids Think They're Cooler than Brooklyn Band Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 04/05/11 12:25PM
The trend of fashionable young Brooklynites either A) leaving Brooklyn to go work/ live on/ start a farm or B) participating in unlikely farming-related activities right here in the city (including, but not limited to: keeping of livestock, harvesting of chicken products, planting of gardens, or sociopathic devotion to neighborhood farmer's markets and their accoutrements) is so old, in trend years, that it's already been dissected from every possible angle by the New York Times, which is, itself, always several light years behind, in trend years. The trend has now moved to a post-trend media outlet unconcerned with being judged by those who define themselves by their participation in trends: the New York Post.








