Famed psycho-cum-underrated musician Charles Manson was denied parole today for the 12th time, making it highly likely that he will expire in prison.

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A law enforcement source tells the Washington Post that George Zimmerman will soon be charged in the shooting of Trayvon Martin:

Using a tube, a piece of tape, a speaker, and his camera, YouTuber MrBibio created an effect that makes water droplets appear to float in midair.

Fat folks in Gloucester are up in flabby arms over a PETA campaign that takes aim at a newly opened mortuary designed to accommodate the increasing number of dearly departed who've shuffled off a 700lb mortal coil.

What follows is a dispatch from the Fox Mole, a Gawker columnist and current Fox News Channel employee.

Only fools take career advice from a website, other than this website. If you glanced at the new alleged listing of the Best and Worst Jobs from CareerCast.com today, this is what you would be asked to believe:

From the documentary Alive Inside about "the power music has to 'awaken' minds considered closed," an Alzheimer's patient named Henry is brought to life by the sound of his favorite songs.

Because apparently we now live in an age where every single scrap of pop-culture minutiae requires a non-trivial examination, venerable TV writer Ken Levine took up the task of tracking down Frasier theme song writer Bruce Miller to demand an answer to the age-old question: Just what are we supposed to do with those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs that are callin' again.

Zeddie Watkins Little, better known in some Internet circles as Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, brought his winning smile to this morning's Good Morning America in an effort to increase the reach of his lifelong ambition: To effortlessly charm the pants off every single consenting adult in America.

June didn't want to wait for her life to be over. She had to know right now what it would be. No, she really didn't want to wait for her life to be over. So June packed her bags, left small town-life in Indiana and headed towards the glitz and glamour of New York City.

Last night on her private Twitter account @cbabymichelle, Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. "He had that romney rape thing about him," she mysteriously concludes about the "gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain's only child."

There's no getting around it: Charlie Sheen is coming back to television.

In an effort to spread word of its imminent arrival in Belgium, TNT, the drama queen of cable television, set up a mysterious red button in the middle of "an average Flemish square of an average Flemish town," and invited passers-by to push it "for added drama."

Knackered kerchiefed pooch tries to fend off early morning sleepies to little avail, but a staggering amount of cuteness.

Golf-playing platitude generator Thomas Friedman has a grasp on the English language that would probably be described, by Thomas Friedman, as "a big tree in the forest swinging in the wind," because Thomas Friedman is just a god damn nonsensical shame, as a writer.

Lollapalooza announced the Chicago-based music festival's 2012 line-up last night, and the overarching theme this year appears to be "tried and true."

Hot on the heels of the canon-challenging curveball from Simpsons creator Matt Groening that Springfield is in Oregon, Dawson's Creek alum James Van Der Beek drops another pop-culture bombshell: His now-iconic cry-me-a-creek scene was unscripted.

What follows is the second installment from the Fox Mole, a Gawker columnist and current employee of Fox News Channel. Here's the inaugural column.

UCLA was forced to send out retractions to 894 high school seniors who were inadvertently admitted to the elite school following a slip-up on the part of the financial aid office.