Hey, look what just came in through the Gawker mailbag from the good people at Epstein Becker & Green P.C.: "Gawker should immediately stop publishing information and videos that have been unlawfully obtained by or from Joe Muto, and return them to Fox News." I'm pretty sure they're referring to this, this, this, and this. Or at the very least, they're talking about this photo of Bill O'Reilly frolicking with his bros and some half-naked lady. We'll explain where it came from later.

I know birds do it and bees do it, but grandma and grandpa? Apparently!

Double Dutch Dog can jump rope better than most people can regular jump. Coming to Dollywood summer 2012.

Spotted in Twitter's "Discover" section, both online and on the iPhone: George Zimmerman mounting a grilled cheese sandwich defense.

Today is apparently National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, so it would be highly irresponsible of me not to direct your attention to this easy-to-salivate recipe for the life-completing Pizza Grilled Cheese from Blog Chef.

Treehouse tea party Zooey Deschanel adds "whimsy" to M. Ward's album A Wasteland Companion, writes Maine Campus' Derrick Rossignol.

Nepotwit Kelly Osbourne has been highly visible in pop culture for 10 agonizing years now without having contributed anything to it. (Unless you count her mysteriously abandoned music career?) Lately, instead of having the decency to just be vapid, she's been stoking a fight with Christina Aguilera.

A solemn George Zimmerman appeared at a Florida courthouse today, where the man accused of the second-degree murder of unarmed black teen Trayvon Martin spoke only two words: "Yes sir," he said when the judge asked a "basic question" about the charge. The judge set Zimmerman's arraignment for May 29. Though Zimmerman's new lawyer Mark O'Mara was expected to ask for bail, the bond request was postponed.

Community's Danny Pudi stars in a 2010 short film by Timothy Kendall that unintentionally imagines what life might be like for Abed if he landed a job as a furniture salesman after graduating from Greendale.

The Weinstein Company and Columbia Pictures today unveiled the first teaser poster for Quentin Tarantino's Western film Django Unchained, and the only notable thing outside the Saul Bassian graphic is the fact that the name Django Unchained does not appear on the sheet. Could mean something, could mean nothing.

In case you missed it: From the tail end of last night's South Park, a jaunty, light-hearted tune poking fun at the naked nervous breakdown of KONY 2012 star and Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell.

If there is a key piece of dialogue to extract from Rena Riffel's sprawling, two-and-a-half-hour, opium-paced Showgirls 2: Penny's From Heaven, it is this:

Earlier this week, an unidentified female passenger who was told to stop smoking inside Concourse B at Denver International Airport responded by removing all her clothes and standing around naked for 20 minutes.

For the first time since we invaded Afghanistan in the wake of 9/11, a majority of Republicans say that the war was not worth fighting. Even the superpatriots, the military do-or-die-ers, the America Firsters, the my-country-right-or-wrong crowd, have come to the conclusion that this war should never have happened. They're right.

New York can be quite a shock to the system, especially when you're young, broke, and guided by the notion that you just might be the voice of your generation. Taking it in stride and dispensing Woody Allen-worthy one-liners along the way is Hannah, a 24-year-old NYC newbie played by director, producer, writer, and current zeitgeist geiger counter for millennials, Lena Dunham.

Update:The package was apparently a "novelty grenade," and police say it's all clear.

Zac Efron's legendary bra-unhooking skills are put to the test during an interview with Australian radio hosts Mel and Matty, who challenge the Lucky One star to demonstrate his signature single-handed flick technique.

In the aftermath of that terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Boo death hoax from yesterday, the Internet desperately needs some soothing puppy cuteness to wash out the taste of throat tears.

Ann Romney joined Twitter last night, apparently to retaliate against CNN talking head Hilary Rosen, who criticized Ann by saying she "never worked a day in her life." @AnnDRomney has tweeted twice so far:

What follows is a dispatch from Joe Muto, otherwise known as the Fox Mole. It was to be the third in a series of anonymous columns Muto was planning on writing for Gawker from inside Fox News. After being discovered yesterday evening, Muto was fired by Fox effective today. Soon he will write a fuller accounting of his time at Fox and why he chose to leave in the way that he did.