Elijah Wood Set to Star in Spanish Speed Remake Where the Bus Is a Piano

Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/02/12 02:31PM

Spanish director Eugenio Mira, known for his outlandishly plotted films, is teaming up with equally intriguing psycho-auteur Rodrigo Cortés (Buried) to produce a movie starring Elijah Wood about a pianist who can't stop playing the piano or he'll die à la Speed.

Exclusive: My Occidental College Love Letters

Max Read · 05/02/12 02:30PM

Today, Vanity Fair published several excerpts from the romantic correspondence of a young Barack Obama, displaying a penetrating mind and an impressive command of language on the part of the future president, who had just transferred from Occidental College to Columbia. His letters, as biographer David Maraniss writes, "wove [their] way though literature, politics, and personal philosophy"; our own Maureen O'Connor notes that they "reference T.S. Eliot, 'bourgeois liberalism,' and Jacques Derrida."

A Guide to Barack Obama's Coolness for Politicians and Journalists

Max Read · 05/02/12 02:05PM

Is Barack Obama cool? Anyone who is actually cool can tell you that no, the president is not cool. He is old, and he is a dad, and he is president. And yet here we have a political ad claiming the president is cool, and commentators nodding their heads in agreement. The New Yorker's John Cassidy cites the Washington Post, a Politico commenter, and Grantland to conclude that the president has a "dazzling hipness."

A Brief Critique of the Rich Man's Philosophy

Hamilton Nolan · 05/02/12 11:15AM

The New York Times Magazine's cover story this week is about Edward Conard, a wealthy private equity titan and former business partner of Mitt Romney's, who has written a book arguing that income inequality is actually good for the middle and lower classes, because the promise of great wealth spurs more investing and risk-taking which eventually benefits all of society.

There Can Be Only One: Dog and Parrot Fight for God and Yogurt

Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/02/12 10:10AM

So it's come to this: the animal kingdom's most notorious mortal enemies, locked in an struggle as immemorial as time itself. Who will reign victorious over the half-eaten yogurt container — the dog, or the parrot?

Bobby Brown Says Whitney Houston Brought Drugs to Their Relationship, Not Him

Rich Juzwiak · 05/02/12 10:00AM

Whitney Houston's husband of 14 years and the presumed downfall of her career, Bobby "King of R&B" Brown, appeared on this morning's episode of Today in his first televised interview since her death. It was a pretty standard and fairly respectable recap of their tumultuous relationship, and he said nice things like, "God probably just needed her for the choir up there in heaven" in reference to her untimely passing.

Camille Grammer Will Be Back on The Housewives After All

Caity Weaver · 05/01/12 07:45PM

St. Camille Donatacci of Jersey has heard your prayers, children, and will return to the Real Housewives a martyr, forced to tarnish her golden shoulders by rubbing them against those sullied by Maloofian greed.