Woop woop! That's right, ninjas — it's that time of the year again! Five full days of freshness, Faygo, and frivolous fucking: The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos is upon us like a psychopathic circus tent.

Just FYI, watch out if you go walking around Maine, because gross pinchy underwater spider monsters are practically overrunning the entire coastline like an army sent from hell to destroy humanity, with claws. The time for hope is past.

Settle down: After eleven years, '90s New Wave ska punk reggae fusion alternative pop rock band No Doubt returns with a brand new single off its upcoming sixth studio album, Push and Shove.

A Justin Beiber doppelgänger, who just happened to be staying at the same Australian hotel as the teenage heartthrob, decided to have some fun with the hordes of shrieking Beliebers gathered outside.

Dan Rather is reviewing HBO's The Newsroom for Gawker throughout the show's first season.

Admit it: you felt a little bit of shame clicking the link.

When Frank Ocean came out recently, Def Jam co-founder Russell Simmons remarked, "Today is a big day for hip-hop."

While Ice Age: Continental Drift didn't do quite as well as previous installments — I guess 20th Century Fox overestimated the star power of Nicki Minaj — it still topped the box office this weekend, earning $46 million.

After a long and celebrated career on stage and screen, Celeste Holm died today at 95.

"Retroactively" is a word that might haunt Mitt Romney for some time.

How often have you been on a long drive and wished that you had a hot shot of espresso to wake you up? Aside from the fact that spilling scalding coffee is a safety hazard, an extra appliance is a distraction, and drinking espresso will make you have to pee way more frequently, the concept of an in-car espresso maker sounds pretty good.

Depending on which outlets you read, Sage Stallone, who was found dead yesterday, was a passionate, outgoing film enthusiast with immediate plans to marry his girlfriend.

Even if you're not a fan of Bruce Springsteen or Paul McCartney — really, though? You should have that checked out — you can appreciate the massive insult here.

A three-alarm fire broke out at South Street Seaport on Pier 17 this afternoon.

We can speculate all we want about Joseph Gordon-Levitt's sexuality, but that won't actually make him gay. This song, on the other hand, might just charm him into it.

While Sage Stallone's death has been reported as a drug overdose, we won't know for sure until the autopsy results come back. Meanwhile, Stallone's lawyer and friend George Braunstein says that his client was not suicidal, and that he does not have a history of drug abuse.

A reader sent in this video he shot of a dramatic scene on the L train in Brooklyn last night. Here's how he set it up—

In an interview for CBS This Morning, Charlie Rose asked President Obama what the biggest mistake of his presidency has been. It's a tough question for any president to answer — especially when he's campaigning for reelection — but Obama's answer was fairly straightforward.

When blogger and former Gawker contributor Bobby Finger tweeted, "OH MY GOD A BABY RABID ONE-EYED RACCOON," he had no idea it would bring him international attention.

It was inevitable that at some point, I would attempt to dive a muff. It happened when I was 25. After a series of romantic flops, I was frustrated with boys so I decided to switch over to ladies. Because that's how sexuality works: you choose one when another becomes slightly inconvenient.