Sylvester Stallone's son Sage died last night of an apparent overdose on pills. While his death was initially thought to be a suicide, law enforcement now says there is no evidence that it was intentional. He was 36.

Here is the roundup of the best hate mail we received this week, including sad goodbyes, t-shirt truths, conspiracy theories, and word-count criticism. Happy Friday the thirteenth: everyone should go get baked and walk on the treadmill for a couple of hours to celebrate.

Straight from Comic-Con to your eyeballs, it's the Zack-packed trailer for season three of AMC's The Walking Dead.

Although it takes slightly more of it to buy a hardback book, for many people the Canadian dollar has value. So it's a bit of a problem that some of Canada's money has reportedly started melting in the summer heat.

An all-around bizarre story out of Grovetown, Georgia, where a man reportedly convinced a teenage Walmart shopper to let him suck on her big toe by claiming to be shooting a prank for America's Funniest Home Videos.

Kevin Barnett, a Brooklyn-based "slapper of big butts," and Jermaine Fowler of the upcoming In Living Color reboot, star in Homo Thugs: "A real look inside the lives of two homophobic, in-the-closet gangsters."

Danielle Radcliffe, who made his fortune teaching children that they can accomplish great things if only they have the good fortune to be accepted into a prestigious school of witchcraft and wizardy, has now resorted to terrorizing them.

Novelist Bret Easton Ellis is reporting via Twitter that reclusive, hyper-litigious mystery-blogger Nikki Finke called his agency ICM with a threat to to sue Ellis and to destroy the agency. Why? It's a long story. With Nikki, it always is.

Want to know what all the fuss surrounding AMC's Breaking Bad is about but have neither the time nor the wherewithal to watch the previous four seasons ahead of Sunday's season 5 premiere?

The public relations industry is much like the vagina: not very good at writing. This is PR Dummies. Putting the you-know-what in the you-know-where, at least once a week.

With the aid of a recently published study by researchers from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, the BBC was able to construct an online calculator that lets users determine where they fall on the global fat scale.

A new study conducted by Trojan condoms found that Americans are, on average, having more sex per week than they were having last year. The small online poll asked 1,000 people in 10 major cities (a sampling of the country, really) to complete a survey about their sexual habits. And, in 2012, the year of our lord and E.L. James, Americans did It approximately 151 times. Last year it was a prudish 120.

"I made a twitter account where all I do is respond to tweets that have the word 'Universe' in them," writes Redditor Amathev.

Something very important is happening in Maryland right now, where many puppies are currently in various stages of being sleep.

Holding up a sign that reads "not homeless, need boobs," Chrissy Lance of Rittman, Ohio, makes her intentions very clear: She's soliciting money for a boob job.

Yesterday I wrote a a post about the decline of the message board 4chan as a cultural force on the web. This sparked an unusually well-reasoned email from a 4chan browser explaining why 4chan's newfound obscurity is 'great news' for its users. Here it is, with a few annotations.

Influential guy with thoughts David Brooks has some thoughts today, about Chris Hayes' new book Twilight of the Elites. And, to be honest, he raises some good questions! Like, is David Brooks literate?

As late as last night, negotiations were still ongoing for Jennifer Lopez to remain at American Idol, but following judge Steven Tyler's announcement that he was departing the talent show to refocus on Aerosmith, Lopez this morning made her exit plans public.

Dr. Mark E. Shelly, a Navy medical examiner, was fined last month for taking an unscheduled detour with the brain of a service member while en route from a North Carolina naval hospital to Portsmouth Naval Medical Center in Virginia.

Last week, a 14-year-old girl declared victory in her campaign to convince Seventeen magazine to incorporate images of "Real Girls" into its pages. What she gained (besides lots of press coverage) isn't completely clear; Julia Bluhm petitioned Seventeen to cut down on Photoshopped images by printing "one unaltered photo spread" per month, and editor-in-chief Ann Shoket responded by vowing to readers the magazine would "help make your life amazing!" and "give you the confidence to walk into any room and own it."