Decades after the U.S. and British Air Forces firebombed the German city of Dresden to the ground, its citizens have finally taken their revenge by filling New York with so-called "modern firebombs": bicycles.

Medical marijuana for pets.

World-renowned British comedian Stephen Fry spoke out for the first time this week about a recent suicide attempt that nearly resulted in his untimely demise.

Popular YouTube vlogger Hart felt she simply couldn't remain silent after one too many negative comments asking her why some girls who like girls "look like men."

Like any ingenue to the magazine world, Pippa Middleton has glided up the rungs of the media ladder—straight from food columnist for a grocery store leaflet to Contributing Editor at Vanity Fair—in one easy step.

Via Copyranter, here is a 1970s PSA about what to say when you walk in on your mute, feather-haired tween, "Ricky," masturbating. I don't recommend watching it. [Buzzfeed]

Psychotherapist Lynne Rosen and her boyfriend, John Littig, who together hosted WBAI-FM's "Pursuit of Happiness" program, were found dead in their Park Slope apartment of an apparent suicide late Monday night. The New York Post reports that the couple appeared to have suffocated themselves with plastic bags.

A 19-year-old from the Northland region of New Zealand who has been on house arrest for past 10 months says he grown "sick of playing Xbox" and prefers to be in prison.

Bus driver Johnny Cook believed he was doing the right thing when he took to his personal Facebook page to recount the story of a middle school student who approached him to complain about having to go without lunch because he was 40 cents short on his pre-paid cafeteria account.

Apocalyptic aggregation pioneer Matt Drudge is recording his impressions of the season, via Twitter, like this:

Almost five years after the near-total collapse of the global economy, the stock market has once again reached new highs. The rich are, without a doubt, getting richer. So have we actually recovered from the Great Recession? No, not at all.

TMZ is reporting that Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of the late Michael Jackson, was rushed to the hospital this morning following a suspected suicide attempt. The gossip site says Paris may have tried to overdose on pills or possibly cut herself, but is currently "doing ok."

It looks like the spirit of Breaking Bad can fit into a large wineglass. This imaginative terrarium features a half inch long RV and a miniature Walter White freaking out across a tiny desert.

The New York Times has seen fit to promote the efforts of an attention-seeking "viral" marketing firm to sell "butt wipes" to adult humans, to wipe their butts with. The firm, Dollar Shave Club, claims that "51 percent of guys use butt wipes." This is a vile and pernicious falsehood. No one uses butt wipes. Don't use butt wipes.

A good way to show the world you're not the autocratic leader your opponents claim is to allow them to protest peacefully. A bad way is to arrest activists for tweeting. Guess which Turkish Prime Minister chose the bad way?

Saudi Arabia is practically infamous for just how batshit insane its drivers are. Jalopnik once attributed this to "open desert roads," but it probably has a little something to do with having too many men on the road at one time.

Kate Winslet is the mother(-to-be) of Rocknroll. She and husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting a baby. May it be blessed with its mother's love of space and fire safety, and its father's cool tank tops.

Pay attention, beauty-loving Americans: the jack-booted thugs of Big Government are coming to take away your right to burn people's skin with a laser without any medical training whatsoever.

A four-story building in Center City Philadelphia collapsed on Wednesday morning, possibly trapping people inside. News cameras at the scene showed at least one person being taken from the wreckage on a stretcher.